Time Invested

The total amount of time, measured in days, banked in a relationship. Beginning at Level One on the Relationship Scale.

Bruce's Time Invested was 30 days.

by Devon Parsons March 16, 2009

Investment fap

Buying a subscription to access XXX content and Downloading all the existing content. Staying subscribed or not is by choice.
(Like an actual investment you can decide to drop out or stay in)

"This girl has no leaks from her site, guess it's time to make an investment fap."

by Matayugumi December 7, 2019

Investation

A large gathering of investigators swarming in a particular place

They were caught in a mass investation and were researched to death

by Bearswords September 21, 2020

Bad Investments

These are investments which may or may not be bad (they’re bad) made by a certain someone who never takes a deal in Deal or No Deal

Person 1: “Don’t make any Bad Investments and just press the deal button”
Person 2: “YOU NEVER PRESS THE DEAL BUTTON!”

by Player Unknown September 24, 2017

Low Investment Person

Person of deceiving character that, in order to accomplish his/her goals, they befriend other people that are essential to their scope with whom they build one sided relationships.

The way a low investment person works is by keeping the other person in the relationship "hooked" by giving them bits and pieces of attention and value from time to time that leaves them wanting more.

These people are to be found on social media, business environments, friendships and in romantic relationships.

- Did you see that Michael didn't help Alex promote his new book?
- Yes, it's crazy because Alex helped Michael a lot in promoting his book when he released it.
- Ugh, he is such a low investment person!

by JulianaJax December 4, 2020

Fidelity Investments

A company that helps the rich get richer and overwhelmingly promotes tall white men and stereotypically attractive white women while passing over many minority candidates equally or better qualified

Fidelity Investments managed thousands of IRAs for rich white fucks

by D Flawless November 11, 2021

Return Investment

Buying an item with the intention of using it briefly, then returning it.

The game is going to be so much better with this awesome sound system. I have to return it tomorrow, though, because I paid for it with rent money. It is just a return investment.

by kittykittyboomboom April 6, 2012