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cumtose intolerant

when an emo boy keeps threatening to cum on you so you say your cumtose intolerant
"im gonna cum on you" -emo boy

"sorry :(( im cumtose intolerant" -me
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Dicktose intolerant

Not being into dick what else?
Can you suck my dick? Nah I’m dicktose intolerant.
by Big baby jay June 9, 2019
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Prophylactose intolerant

Someone who doesn't like utilyzing condoms or commonly known as prophylactics. As in can't tolerate jim hats, rubbers etc. Typically most known to men.
I got a date tonight and she is so fine I will tell her before dinner that I am prophylactose intolerant.
by Spank Master Boogie April 21, 2018
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Hypnos Intolerance

The inability to be hypnotized characterized by, but not limited to: willful choice not to undergo hypnosis, not to use self hypnosis, not to hypnotize others, thwarting covert hypnosis and firm, strong feelings about hypnosis.
People with hypnos intolerance perversely refuse to be hypnotized and have their reasons, despite the stories of success, benefit and the positive experience of others. Actually, being hypnos intolerant is a good thing. Without hypnosis in your life, you have more self-control.
by Info2go November 7, 2018
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Spicetose Intolerant

Allergic to using spices in any and all forms of cooking.

"Lawry's and Cayenne? Are those Ashleigh's newborns names?"
A descriptive word for a certian group of people, originally coined by Robyn A on a Facebook post.

See also: Ghost Cracker, Salt Settlers, Mayosaipians.
Lucy, being spicetose Intolerant, definitely washed her chicken wings with soap before boiling them, served them bare with a side of room temperature ranch.
by Udk_mylife January 18, 2023
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blacktose intolerant

A really dark skinned person who can't eat dairy products
Man.. Kayla's so blacktose intolerant, she can't even eat cheesecake.

When I turned off the light, i couldnt see any thing except her teeth, she's so blacktose intolerant.
by One Rho March 23, 2008
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Latino Intolerant

Someone who cannot touch anyone of Mexican heritage without becoming sick. Like Lactose Intolerant but with Mexicans instead of milk.
"Yesterday some Mexican guy hugged Erika and she nearly puked. I think she's Latino Intolerant."
by DevSteve September 22, 2011
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