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Inglorious Basterd

One who goes around Germany killing and tormenting German Nazis'. Most preferable during the Second World War. The typical way to kill Nazis is by bare hands, guns, knives, boot heels, piano wire, or just about anything you can imagine killing a Nazi with.

Rules and tips of an Inglorious Basterd:

1) If the Nazi is left alive and is allowed to escape, a swastika symbol must always be carved directly in the center of his forehead.

2) If a Nazi is dead, his scalp must be removed by knife.

3) Collecting 100 Nazi scalps proves a skilled and accomplished Inglorious Basterd.

4) Shooting a Nazi's testicles off or bashing his brains in with a baseball bat is an epic victory.

5) There is never any prisoner business, there is only killing Nazi business. Business must always be booming.
Famous Inglorious Basterds:
Lt. Aldo Raine (aka, Aldo the Apache)
Sgt. Donny Donowitz (aka, The Bear Jew)
Sgt. Hugo StiGlitz
Indiana Jones (Not an original 'Basterd')
by stebo11 January 30, 2010
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ingloid

Someone who seems to be smart on the outside but inside is a utter retarded tool
Person 1: Chad is so smart
Person 2: Nah he’s just a ingloid
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Igloo

Meaning vigina or penetration, eskimo being the penis. Eskimo entering the igloo obviously being smexy time!
Male: "Do you like my Eskimo?"

Female: "Just shut up an go in my igloo already!"
Male: "Sure its a bit chilly out here..."
Female: "omfg...."
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alaskan igloo

A variation of the alaskan pipeline where one freezes a log of shit solid and skull fucks them with the frozen log. Called an alaskan igloo because the cranium of the reciever resembles an inuit igloo.
Matt gave his partner an alaskan igloo when he came over to her house after finishing a calculus assgnment
by Ross M. December 16, 2006
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jizz igloo

a frozen domratory made from people with to much time on their hands
Bill's past time at home project
by poopy ass nigger motherfuck October 31, 2003
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igloo

when you stick your dick in snow and then immediately stick it in a girl's vag. the goal is to finish before you get frostbite
i just iglooed this girl last night and she got frostbite.
by slippery sandman May 6, 2009
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meat igloo

I had my whole hand up her meat igloo.
by ZappBrannigan September 7, 2006
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