Instarrange

To arrange something (e.g. a table of food) so that it looks better for an Instagram photo.

Wait, let me just instarrange my pancakes before I eat anything

by Razzle December 31, 2018

Instacrane

A person who slides through DMs to "pick someone up."

Damn Jimin was a whole instacrane when he DMed Heejin.

by chimspetunia March 5, 2019

Instalated

When you’re trying to say “installed”but you dumb.

I’m waiting for my new carpet to be instalated.

by Asdf5690 June 17, 2019

Instanag

noun. A text or instant message sent to a significant other to remind them that they are incapable of unprompted decision-making.

If you want to avoid a potentially volitile phone conversation, send an instanag instead. They will appreciate your thoughtful reminder.

by PrettySure August 5, 2019

instarider

A person who owns a motorcycle and only rides when the sun is out and there’s absolutely no chance of rain.

They ride, for only one reason, to take photos of their bike, and usually themselves, in places close to their home to post on social media.

Instariders only care about the likes they get for their pictures of their bikes and don’t care for the ride itself.

“You think Gavin will come for a ride today?”
“Nah, there’s a little cloud over there and he won’t get any good photos.”
“Bloody instarider.”

by Coondawgs August 1, 2020

Instarazzi

Instagram paparazzi, being visually stalked and recorded

Yo the instarazzi is here!

by Baby Che 67 December 21, 2020

instamateur

someone who is unfamiliar to the ways of Instagram, an Instagram amateur.

Oh I don't know how to find that filter, I'm an instamateur!

by thr0w4w4y1 November 23, 2021