Einen Scheiß muss ich!

Unfriendly responds to someone who‘s telling you that you have to to something.

Literally translated: I’ve got to do shit!

Chuck, du musst das bis Freitag fertig haben.
Einen Scheiß muss ich!

by Hainerthecat October 24, 2017

Ich hab ä Katz dehääm

I have a cat at home

Is a parody to Franz Tremmel, the first idiot in Facebook when you tipe his Name. You have to use the sentence when You re very drunk and on Drugs. The sense of it doesn’t exist but is very funny. Unfortunately it’s a German sentence. Often you can „deine Mutter“ hang on it . Ich hab ä Katz dehääm

by Stevven December 16, 2023

Ich in der Mathearbeit

something u say when u see a really fucked up pin on pinterest or really anything that looks fucked up
(german: me during the maths class test)

*really fucked up picture*
Me: ich in der Mathearbeit

by Leni 😎 September 22, 2023

ich hab die zechen in der wixxe

wenn einem spontan das bier ausgeht

Jo, sauf ma noch eins? eine runde bierpong?
Shit, ich hab die zechen in der wixxe!

by beerpilot12 April 28, 2021

Di iche iche

To be "DIFFERENT" ; like no other.

if you are different and love fashion you'll buy "di iche iche" .

by MissDifferent June 2, 2021

Bitte sprechen Sie Englisch, ich spreche nicht gut Deutsch

a german phrase meaning "please speak english, i dont speak german well"

german man: schicken Sie diesen Mann sofort ins Gefängnis
american tourist: Bitte sprechen Sie Englisch, ich spreche nicht gut Deutsch
german man: oh okay, send zis man to jail immediately

by kitpysaysfuckyou April 13, 2023

Ich werd ___ so bangen

This can be used in any situation and referrers to your social skills with girls. While saying this phrase you can strengthen your argument by punching the shoulder of the person that you re talking to.

Person A: What are you going to do tonight?

Person B: Ich werd ___ so bangen!
*starts hitting person A*

by Fridge61 March 29, 2022