German Fire Hydrant

This sexual move is very relieving, but takes a while to set up.

First, have sex with girls for a month, but before finishing, just pull out and stop.

Next, on the last day of the month, finish.

Last, watch as your sperm spews out of her ears and mouth at uncharted speeds. Like a fire hydrant.

kMurg: I just fucked a chick and gave her the ol' German Fire Hydrant.

Errybody: Dayyuummmmm boyyyyy!!!!

kMurg: Yes, yes, I know.

by kMurg March 3, 2011

Harlem Hydrant

When the girl you're hittin' doggie-style throws up mid intercourse. "Hydrant" because of dogs and doggy-style. Harlem because of how the fire department opens up the hydrant spout on hot summer days so the kids can play in the spray.

Harlem Hydrant!

by posaune1 November 21, 2011

fire-hydrant squeeze

To park your car so that it touches the car in front of it or behind it in order to be farther away from a fire hydrant and avoid a parking ticket.

There were no parking spaces on the street, so I had to perpetrate a fire-hydrant squeeze.

by Kevin October 11, 2003

Human Fire Hydrant

It's when a midget climbs on a fire hydrant and covers themselves with peanut butter.

When I go into the city, I see human fire hydrant.

by Dr. Herman Von Vienerschnitzel May 30, 2013

fire hydrant

Getting blood over your dick after rooting someone up the ass.

I was rooting that girl and got a fire hydrant last night.

by OldManSack March 22, 2012

Fire hydrant fallacy

Illogical form of argument for the support of fertile soil in the desert. Precursors in the desert soil have yet to be broken down by water to create fertile nutrients that aid in crop production.

The argument of the undeveloped dessert terrain can be fertile is a fire hydrant fallacy because no water exist in the dessert to develope that sexy A horizon.

by Dr.stapleton February 12, 2022

douche hydrant

Term that describes one that is a douche, douche bag, douche nozzle, jackass, fucker, asshole, etc.

Person 1: That guy was such a douche
Person 2: Yeah, a big one too, pretty much a douche hydrant all around.

by Junta December 17, 2006