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hurty squirties

Explosive diarrhea resulting from eating incredibly spicy foods, making one feel as though they are expelling liquid fire from their rectum.
"I need to stop eating at that Thai place down the street...I spent all morning on the toilet with the hurty squirties!"
by Drunken38 July 6, 2019
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A Hurst

eg: He is 'A Hurst'
by JTimmo October 22, 2009
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Abby Hurst

That one person who you can always depend on. She has a knack for making you feel loved and cared for. She has a true servants heart. She's loves to be around people as much as possible. She's a talker and really god at it too. She is very supportive and the best friend anyone could have.
Jack: Wow she's a real Abby Hurst for doing all this.
Hundley: Yeah a real one.
by Jmoney111111 November 23, 2021
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Dan Hurst

professional pipe cleaner and pipe layer. Father of 4(all that’s known so far). He was born into poverty and struggled as a young boy. He was beaten as a kid and decided to take all his anger out on his sons Ethan’s cock. Ethan’s shaft just kept getting more girth and kept getting more Continental drift . He struck every day with people bullying him for his super wide cock.
I need anal. BETTER CALL DAN HURST
by Ethan Hurst (Dans Son) December 6, 2021
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the hurst school

a shithole for druggies with no futures ahead of them
“are you sending your kid to the hurst school?”
fuck no?-“
by urmum4638373828282836282827637 February 5, 2022
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anal hurst

The act of inserting one's penis and testes in to the anus of a male or female. Named after Geoff Hurst's hatrick at the 1966 World Cup.
I scored the hatrick with the anal hurst last night, cock and BOTH BALLS!
by Demarius December 14, 2008
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anal hurst

The act of insert the penis and both testes in to the recipients anus be it man or woman
I scored the anal hurst last night, cock and BOTH BALLS!
by Therons December 24, 2008
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