a) somebody who will never pass you, but lingers way too close behind you.
b) a tail-gater that fluctuates their speed dramatically on the highway just to piss you off or because they're on their cell phone.
c) a tail-gater who might even pass you, but will eventually slow down and tail-gate someone else.
b) a tail-gater that fluctuates their speed dramatically on the highway just to piss you off or because they're on their cell phone.
c) a tail-gater who might even pass you, but will eventually slow down and tail-gate someone else.
"Hey dude, check out this guy behind me. He's totally riding my ass!"
"Aw man, I hate that. Pull over and let him pass."
"Naw bro, I did let him pass me earlier, but he slowed down and now he's tail-gating me!"
"Wow! What a bumper humper!"
"Yeah man, and I totally have my cruise control on!"
"Aw man, I hate that. Pull over and let him pass."
"Naw bro, I did let him pass me earlier, but he slowed down and now he's tail-gating me!"
"Wow! What a bumper humper!"
"Yeah man, and I totally have my cruise control on!"
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Engelbert Humperdinck (born Arnold George Dorsey; 2 May 1936) is a British singer who became famous internationally during the 1960s and 1970s
Famous for his hit songs-
"Release me(And let me love again)"
"There goes my everything"
"The last Waltz",
and much more.
Most people/adolescents never heard of him and his songs.
Famous for his hit songs-
"Release me(And let me love again)"
"There goes my everything"
"The last Waltz",
and much more.
Most people/adolescents never heard of him and his songs.
2. Wha'cha listening to?
1. Im listening to Engelbert Humperdinck.
2. Wtf is that? A sex move?
1. *Face palm
1. Im listening to Engelbert Humperdinck.
2. Wtf is that? A sex move?
1. *Face palm
by The Forsaken Wolf Godfather. November 29, 2010
Get the Engelbert Humperdinck mug.One who chooses to bid farewell with a jolting thrust of the groin amid mass confusion and semi hysteria whilst possessed by the spirit of Sir Stephen Hawking.
"It is now time for me to depart."
"Yes. Farewell you fiend."
"Allow me to hump you over the threshold by means of strange familiarity."
"So be it, humperbatch."
"Parting is such sweet sorrow."
"Yes. Farewell you fiend."
"Allow me to hump you over the threshold by means of strange familiarity."
"So be it, humperbatch."
"Parting is such sweet sorrow."
by David Cowpell Downtrodden September 3, 2004
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Get the gutter humper mug.by captn jack June 20, 2005
Get the humpday mug.A Christian religious fanatic, commonly seen in Georgia or other parts of the Bible Belt. Bible Humpers love the Bible, so they hump it.
Bible Humper - "Go to church or go to hell. I'm trying to save you."
Sane person - "Shut up Bible Humper."
Sane person - "Shut up Bible Humper."
by Tiff January 30, 2004
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