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Hooters

Rather than give a REAL definiton, I've decided to go thesaurus on your asses:

Bosoms, Breasts, Bloomings, Crease Creatures, Deltoid Drawers, Fatsacks, Baby Fodder, Bust, Mamories (or Mammilla), tits, teats, udders, Monkey Lumps, Scapula Scones, Milkmeat, Globes, Tits, Infant Eateries, the Latter Lickable Ladyparts, Tatas, Dodongoes, Pearls, Thoraxes, Clavicle Clumps, Objects-of-my-desire, Suckling Stops, Endowment, Lactators, East and West Cleavage, Cones, Torpedoes, Eye Magnets, Chest Bulges, Flesh Convexities, the Weasels of the Chest, Where boys fear to tread, Porcelain Hills (the former adjective exchangeable with "ebony" or "golden"), Whack-Material, What Good dreams are Made of, the Ass-of-the-chest, Mounds, Grapefruit (or Oranges, Melons, and, in rare (and creepy) cases, grapes. The elderly are prone to "prunes"), Effeminite Masses, Knockers, Kitty Substitutes, Not-so-grassy Knolls, Jigglies, Hillocks, Gibbosities, Conjoined Humpbacks, Stacks, Bouncers, or Breasticles.
Man, I'd really like to dip my wick between that girl's hooters.
by Susurrus July 8, 2005
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hootie

(n) a hallucinogenic mushroom found in cow fields of the southeastern United States.
"Be careful to not get shot while picking hooties."
by Max Barshled November 30, 2007
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Hootenanny

Person 1: Are you going to that hootenanny?
Person 2: Maybe
by PandaGirl xox May 30, 2016
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hooterific

A state of terrificness achieved by the presence of exceptionally good looking breasts.

Being terrific with respect to hooters.
Ricky: Hey frank, you remember that show Baywatch?
Frank: Hell yeah I do, that show was Hooterific.

Waiter1:Hey did you get a chance to check out table 2?
Waiter2:I sure did, the mom was hooterific!
by The Barracooters! June 17, 2009
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hootchie momma

A woman who is considered sexually promiscuous, either due to her attitude, way in which she dresses, or her number of partners, it could also mean a combination of all three.
Rapper Lil Kim dresses like a hootchie momma.
by nemichic May 14, 2006
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hootenanny

A party, most generally one that is, well, chock full of hoot, with just a little bit of nanny.
Oz: We should figure out what kinda deal this is. I mean, is it a-a gathering, a shindig or a hootenanny?

Cordelia: What's the difference?

Oz: Well, a gathering is brie, mellow song stylings; shindig: dip, less mellow song stylings, perhaps a large amount of malt beverage; and hootenanny, well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny.

Xander: Well, I hate brie.
by Captain Milo March 28, 2007
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Hoot la

Me and my wife are going to go spend time with my mother-in-law this weekend that should be a hoot la of a time .
by Kinglaw September 23, 2016
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