Hoedometer

Main Entry: hoedom·e·ter
Pronunciation: hoe-'dä-me-ter
Function: noun

: an instrument for measuring a person's sexual encounters(as by intercourse)

You better use a condom; she has several miles on her hoedometer.

by QuasarZ71 May 22, 2006

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hoeliday

Noun
Pronounced "hO-liday" (like the O in grow, or in hoe)
A "hoeliday" is a national holiday for either
1. Farmers
or
2. Pimps

In some scenarios, pimping farmers can also have hoelidays. In all situations, hoeliday's include using hoe's for some purpose.

Me and my bitches get together on Thanksgiving for a hoeliday.

It's seed planting season! Time for another hoeliday!

by logophilito November 5, 2008

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Related Words

Hoelo • hoelobby • Hoelodux • hoelola • Hoelolo • hoelotta • hoedown • heloise • helo • hoedown throwdown

hoebo

A homeless prostitute.

Look at that hoebo going through the trash!

by swear January 7, 2008

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HELOC

Home equity line of credit
revolving credit (like a credit card) that uses one's home for collateral

Bob went to XYZ Bank to refi his second mortgage into a HELOC so he could have continued access to the equity in his home.

by Cliff96 September 2, 2005

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hoeboy

one whom has a penis but acts as if they have a pussy.

"Hey Kyle, lets go run a train on some bitches".
"naw brah. i gotta go find my balls agian cuz the wifey gottem' locked up."

"Why you gots to be such a hoeboy?"

by Ghost Face Killa February 1, 2008

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