Skip to main content

homedad

The person in a group of friends who live together that takes on the responsibilities of a parent. The leader of the household.
Mike always seems to be the one cleaning and making sure the bills are paid. He's such a homedad.
by drumbum49 January 25, 2014
mugGet the homedad mug.

hoedor

The odor of a hoe. Use better when watching Game of Thrones and one of the girls present is a hoe.
Even before Tiffany came to the room to watch Game of Thrones, we could smell her Hoedor.
by Exqueezeme! May 20, 2016
mugGet the hoedor mug.
Related Words

hodeo clown

A ho with so much makeup on that she is clown-like.
Bobo’s girlfriend looked like such a hodeo clown with all that makeup caked on.
by HumaneAnimal December 13, 2017
mugGet the hodeo clown mug.

hoedall

A play on holdall.
A hoedall is a box, bag or barrow used to transfer your hoe - usually when they are drunk or spaced out.
Had to clear the tools out of my mobile case to use it as a hoedall to get Clare’s drunken arse home.
by King Crumb & Stains November 9, 2020
mugGet the hoedall mug.

Hamburger Holed

When the anal sphincter or the vagina has been vigorously railed by the bearer of a horse cock until the lips
or rim resembles a fresh pound of raw ground beef.
As if it was not enough that my uncle cornholed me so hard that my asshole looks like a rare quarter pounder, he rearranged my mom’s guts after dinner and left us both hamburger holed.
by Dick Onchin October 1, 2020
mugGet the Hamburger Holed mug.

hoedown piss

a hoedown piss is when you go to the bathroom and don't want to wash your hands after, so, instead of touching your cock, you pull down your boxers and rest your balls on the elastic of your boxers, allowing your wiener to rest there, pointing towards the toilet. you then place both hands on the front of your boxers and proceed to squat up and down like you are at a country hoe down.

when finished urinating, one can shake by simply gripping the elastic of the boxers with the thumbs and middle fingers and simply pull up and down on the elastic, shaking your wiener and flinging piss off in all directions.

most appropriately performed outdoors or in bathrooms at fast food restaurants
I had to punch doug in the back of the head cuz I caught him hoe-down pissing in our bathroom last weekend.

(Bill and Steve's conversation after Bill, who was shitting in the stall, and Steve, who was pissing in the urinal beside the stall, leave an Arby's bathroom together and sit down to eat)

Steve: (reaching in for one of Bill's fries) Can I have a fry?
Bill: you can eat shit and die. I never saw you wash your hands before we left the washroom.
Steve: dude, its fine, I hoe-down pissed
Bill: alright then , yes, you may have a fry. but only one. or ill skull fuck you.

Bill and Steve: (highfiving) hoedown piss!
by shiteater9000 April 14, 2010
mugGet the hoedown piss mug.

hoedometer

Something that tracks the mileage of a hoe like an odometer tracks the mileage of a car. It's believed that a hoedometer can roll over and a hoe can revert back from hoe to wholesome.
One day Tila Tequila's hoedometer is gonna roll over and she'll be doing Disney specials.
by Headexpl0dy June 19, 2010
mugGet the hoedometer mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email