heyerman

Heyerman is usually a last name, she is usually very sweet but does have a dark side to her. She doesn't have many friends but makes an amazing girlfriend or boyfriend. She is most likely Bisexual or Lesbian and loves attention. She is obsessed with social media platforms and loves to sing and dance. She is very smart and beautiful, loves to sleep, and loves the idea of becoming famous. She could be good at school but doesn't try very hard, but she loves spending time with the people that she loves

Claire Heyerman come down to the office NOW!

by Crystal Animaya September 30, 2021

Hemerson

Cute, tall, handsome, slay, and all around an awesome guy

Hemerson is so slay today! He’s sooo hot and handsome!

by Literally sza November 22, 2021

The Helmers Two-Hit

Where you can only take two drags of a bowl (420) unless you wanna die

*passing a joint*
Guy 1: Bro, you barely took a drag!
Guy 2: I had my 2- got the Helmers two-hit
Guy 1: Ahhh, respect bro, good luck

by Mr_Boo August 19, 2023

Alts-heimer's

The loss of an item due to being unable to remember which character it was stored on.

Billy was going to give me his Magical staff of fire last night but he got a stroke of Alts-heimer's and can't remember where it is.

by Acidictadpole March 6, 2009

heemer

A Homosexual; Defived from the cod-Geordie phrase 'Heemer-sexual'

That Dave was looking at my arse all night, Man , I think he's a heemer, like

by Mister_Douve May 7, 2003

John jacob Jingle Heimer Shit

it's a move done when you're taking a shit that when the poop is coming out, you instantly jump off of the ground, grab the shit hanging outta your ass, smear all over your face, and sing "john jacob jingle heimer shit"

I love watching my gay roommate do it in front of me so i can lick it off his face, wipe it onto his dick, and suck it while rubbing my asshole.

by Seymour Hass December 14, 2004

Hemerage

something exceedingly gay

by Lith May 14, 2003