dark helmet

Dark Helmet is a character in Mel Brooks's movie Spaceballs (acted by Rick Moranis)

The ultimate rip of the Star Wars character Darth Vader.

WHAT?! You went over my helmet?!

by James Lowe September 21, 2004

The Major (Hellsing)

The Major is a psychopathic Nazi Cyborg from the Anime Hellsing, despite being a 'Nazi', he shows no symbols of being one aside from the obvious Swastika, and the intentional burning of a Swastika into London (Hellsing) using refitted V1 and V2 rockets. His personality is that of Hell personified, he loves war, he does not care if he wins or loses, he wishes to stir up as much chaos and destruction as he can before his army is stopped.

The Major commands an army of 1000 Nazi Vampires and leads the group known as 'Millennium', a reference to the thousand year Reich. He also owns three gigantic badass zeppelins.

Having someone compare you to this character is NOT a good thing.

If by the off-chance someone has compared you to this character, PLEASE, and I cannot stress this enough, get some help.

Guy one : "Bro, you are so much like The Major (Hellsing)."
Guy two : "Yeah, I know, I love destruction and chaos."
Girl one : "Get some help." *To guy one*

by The Major of Millennium September 24, 2013

Grandpa's War Helmet

A colloquial expression referencing the penile cock head of an old, perverted male.

I've been watching you all night. Are ya interested in seeing grandpa's war helmet? Get away ya perv.

I'm done showering at the gym. I'm surrounded by grandpa's war helmets in there. I'm afraid ones creeping on me.

by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2017

bulletproof helmet 3000

The best kind of the bulletproof helmet, but you've probably never heard of it.

Gangster fortnite gamer: What's the name of the helmet?! I'll look it up right now!
MaximilanMus: Alright, look it up then.
Gangster fortnite gamer: What is it called?!
MaximilianMus: It's called bulletproof helmet 3000, you piece of shit! You're starting to piss me off.

by Ancient Grease March 10, 2019

oh hells no

Definite no

Aqua'netta: is that bitch wearing my dress. oh hells no. i will fuck that bitch up.

by John March 9, 2003

Helmet Nazi

Person or group who neurotically harrasses you to wear a helmet on your bike, even though riding in a car, carrying laundry down stairs, or just walking across a street statistically causes more serious or fatal head injuries every year.

God, that Helmet Nazi Kathy was practically foaming at the mouth when I told her I didn't need headgear!

by salu1999 September 21, 2011

turd helmet

That little bit of shit which often remains on the head (or tip) of a guy`s prick after he is finished ass fucking someone. Usually has homosexual/gay connotations.

"I hate when you butt fuck a bitch and she gives you the turd helmet."

by PKD Fan March 14, 2015