official maya hawke day

a day where we celebrate the one and only MAYA HAWKE aka the finest person on earth

robyn:hey do you know what day it is
alix:Saturday?
robyn:no its OFFICIAL MAYA HAWKE DAY a day to celebrate the finest woman on earth

by mayahawkeisbetterthenyou October 21, 2022

Hawked

Verb: to be overtaken by someone with greater speed than you in a very swift and quick fashion.

John gets hawked by 5th graders on the reg.

by Lolcatz Incorporated September 13, 2011

Hackle

California based rapper and right hand man to SEMATARY. Hackle is part of the haunted mound. Also known as safety boss, shipping boss, shopping boss and HDOE. Hackle is the chewbacca to the Han Solo if they chain smoked in the forest. He has a profound love for firearms.

Woah is that hackle??
HDOE HDOE!
*gunfire*

by Walruswithwings August 16, 2022

hawkmeister

A cry of joy, especially at the moment of orgasm.

"Ogod, I'm cumming, don't stop, right there please please please, OH YES, OH HAWKMEISTER!"

by Hawkmeister650 October 17, 2008

Hackleberry

Very rare. Cousin of the dingleberry, a hackleberry is a klump of crap that connects more than 5 hairs on your ass joining your cheecks together like allies.

Back in '94, I heard Frank got a hackleberry that forced him to miss his company's golf outing.

by Chris Klein January 22, 2007

Hawkeye dollars

(1) An added feature to the meal plans, which may be used as cash on a declining basis at either location of any Iowa Memorial Union food service operation, Campus Satellite Food Services, or Campus C-Store, specifically: Hillcrest and Burge Market Places, C-Stores located in the IMU, Mayflower, and Hillcrest, Business Building Pat's Diner, Law Building Canteen, Dental Science Building Filling Station, College of Medicine EMRB and MERF Buildings, food carts at University Services Building, Lindquist Center, Nursing Building, Main Library, Art History Building, and Oakdale Hall when you want to treat a parent, friends, or guest to a Market Place meal, and which expire when the account balance reaches $0 or at the close of business on Sunday, May 13, 2007. No refunds will be issued for any unused balance in the account. Students, faculty, and staff, who don't have a meal plan, may purchase Hawkeye dollars in $50 increments (cash, check, or University ID). Students who already have Hawkeye dollars may add to their account, also in $50 increments. Before its introduction in 2001, it was called "flex dollars" for a very short time of period. None of the UI student members of dorm agreed on its introduction. However, Tom of IMU decided to go on.

- "The Hawkeye dollars introduced in 2001 is incredibly stupid."
- "Yeah totally!"

by Pamela B. August 26, 2006

Hawley

Hot sex machine, sometimes goes for younger boys. they usually hate all men with the name of justin.

Bob: hey phil did you see that milf?
Phil: yeah man she was such a hawley

by Hawk69er December 31, 2009