Stephen Hawking

The greatest scientist this world has ever known. Born January 8, 1942. He is especially famous for his book "A Brief History of Time," published in 1988, which became a bestseller. Hawking is a physicist especially known for his work on black holes.

He currently is the Lucasian Professor of Mathematics at the University of Cambridge. This post was also held by Sir Isaac Newton.

Stephen Hawking's genius becomes even more amazing when seen beside his disability. Lou Gehrig's Disease has left him tetraplegic and only able to be mobile with a highly advanced wheelchair.

Hawking has a great sense of humor and even engages in bets and jokes with others, never letting his disability become a damper on his talent.

I hope someday I'll be a theoretical physicist like Stephen Hawking.

I think that Stephen Hawking deserves a Nobel Prize. Proof? Who needs proof?!

by An aspiring physicist April 26, 2006

hawking

Selling something. trying to make quick cash by selling things you normally wouldn't sell.

Dave's such an idiot. He's hawking his tv for 40 bucks so he can get a sack cause hes broke as fuck

by jonlaa September 1, 2011

Hawking Complex

When a disabled person of average intelligence believes they're a genius.

Olivia got wheeled out of class for acting like a genius, She has a huge fucking hawking complex.

by Offensively_communist January 10, 2015

steve hawkings

A scientist in a wheel chair. He uses a machine to talk.

Guy 1: Man, I'm bored
Guy 2: Let's play Steve Hawking's Off-Road Wheelchair Fury.

by Shady July 7, 2004

Hassaning

The act of bending your roommate over a table and butt-fucking them while they cry. Act can be non consensual. Usually applied to individuals with the name of "Hassan"

Verb (Ha/sa/ning) - To Hassan, Hassaned

The hassaning began yesterday. We all missed our finals.

by Hassan's Roommate October 31, 2019

Hawking a dookie

When an Irish idiot misheard a popular phrase and says it to the people around him.

Idiot: "I'm hawking a dookie."
Friend: *repeats in bumfufflement and laughs* "It's hawking a LOOGIE."

by Purpledandy June 2, 2022

Screen Hawking

When a co-worker, or nosy individual, walks behind your computer/workstation, staring at your screen as they pass, to try and figure out what you're doing.

"I was working on my month end close, and Socially Akward Penguin kept walking behind me, screen hawking and mouth breathing"

by Screen Hawked January 12, 2012