Definitions by Purpledandy

Hawking a dookie 

When an Irish idiot misheard a popular phrase and says it to the people around him.

Idiot: "I'm hawking a dookie."
Friend: *repeats in bumfufflement and laughs* "It's hawking a LOOGIE."

Hawking a dookie by Purpledandy June 2, 2022

Morbius March 

The month where everyone celebrates the greatest marvel legend, Morbius!

"Can't wait until Morbius March!"

"Well if the Gays have a month, Morbius can too."

Morbius March by Purpledandy June 2, 2022

Asgaed 

To be completely fucked by a fan of yours as if you were John Lennon.

Uno player: I'm gonna win!
Asgaed2000: You're about to get ASGAED!!!

Asgaed by Purpledandy January 15, 2022

April 24th 

The day where multiple Josh Swains will fight until one remains.
The winner will be the real josh swain and will become the ultimate being.
This will happen at 40.8223286, -96.7982002 Noon.

"Yo, did you hear about april 24th?"

"Yes, It will be the greatest fight ever!"

April 24th by Purpledandy April 21, 2021