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Scrub Hunting

The act of driving around the ghetto yelling various insults at the local residents (Scrubs)

A favorite past time of the "cool" teenagers.
While Scrub Hunting these are things you could yell:

Man in car: DEEZ NUTZ!!!
Woman on street: DON'T BE COUNTRY!!!
Man in second car: PUT IT IN HER BUTT!!

Man in car: BITCHES AIN'T SHIT!

Man in first car: A SQUARED PLUS!
Man in second car: B SQUARED EQUALS!
Man in third car: DEEZ NUTZ!! BITCH!!

Man in car (to large group of scrubs preferably while at a stop light): Hey! I'm required by law to tell you that I am a registered sex offender!
Scrub Hunting by The Scrub Hunter November 1, 2010
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hunting accident 

1. An injury or fatality that occurs during the course of hunting. These may be caused by falls, exposure to the elements, or shooting by gun or arrow.

2. A good reason not to go hunting with Vice President Dick Cheney.

3. If a person must, the best way to avoid such an incident is to stand either behind or right next to the Vice President at all times while Cheney is armed.
Going hunting with Dick Cheney is a hunting accident waiting to happen, as Harry Whittington found out.
hunting accident by jesster79 February 24, 2006

Weevil hunting with Ianto 

engaging in gay sex

Origin - Jack Harkness tells Gwen Cooper in the TV show TORCHWOOD, "Gotta go, Weevil hunting with Ianto." This refers to Ianto Jones, who is Jack's lover.
Yeah, those guys TOTALLY just went Weevil hunting with Ianto.

chav hunting 

Ahhhh yes,
Picture this: your out in your local park/street/shopping centre/buss/train station ect, ect and you spot some illiterate mo fo’s (not that they’d be bothered by being called mo fo) known as chav’s hanging around in Burberry (caps and scarves and possibly jackets if they had a good week with dealing there drugs) and possibly with a fag hanning out of there mouths and probably paying a really unnecessary game called happy slapy on some old man who dosnt have a fighting chance against a fag, shit, diesel smelling mob.
Seeing this you feel angry and that there is not enough ASBOS in your aria for the young, old innocent and frail!
So you turn to chav hunting, (wise choice)the following ways to chav hunt are only ideas and a few have been put into practice (sadly no chav was actually killed)

1) Buy a Burberry umbrella: when walking by a group of chav’s mercifully beat them over there heads! (in doing this I suggest you run for the closest and tallest tree or uh…jump on a buss)
2) chavmoble: this involves 8 9 inch nails or anything sharp enough to slash or puncture there tyres. you get the idea….
3) use any pest control item you can get you hands on preferably poisonous gasses and follow directions :D
4) use a gun/harpoon/helicopter air riffle and shoot the buggers >_<
5)the space between your ears use that too ^^
awwwwwh yeah!! chav hunting an family affair
chav hunting by silentXlullaby November 10, 2008

milf hunting 

The action of seducing an attractive middle-aged woman
"Have you seen that chick at the bar?"
"The milf?"
"Yeah! I'm gonna go milf hunting!"
milf hunting by SterFinn February 4, 2014

Chav Hunting 

A game with rapidly increasing popularity in towns and cities all over Britain. The idea is to amass a gang of your own peers and take out as many chavs (see chav) as possible. The connoisseurs of this sport are pushing to make this sort of pursuit legal, and have achieved some success at local election level in many Northern English towns (see blackpool,bradford,burnley,york etc) and are vowing to make it a parliamentary and general election issue very soon. As soon as this sport is legalised we can kill the chavs, and save the world!

(see also euthanasia,mercy killing,extermination,pest control etc)
Me: You wanna go chav hunting?
You: Let's kill the scum!
Chav Hunting by Jimbob May 5, 2005

Hoe Hunting 

1)The act of going out into a public place such as a mall or lifetime fitness to find potential female mates that you feel would be an adaqute score and have the potential to at some point slob on your knob, this can also be done from the comfort of your own home through social networking sites such as Facebook
Andrew: Hey man you want to go hoe hunting at lifetime today
Mitch: Nah man I already lifted today
Andrew: Ahh i see man
Mitch: I do want to find me a nice lady though
Andrew: Well you can come over and we can go Hoe Hunting on Facebook
Mitch: Aight man sounds like a plan, il bring the beer
Hoe Hunting by Knapik November 30, 2010