Hank

Hank is a root beer sold in Nab One Stop in my town. It is the illest root beer known to mankind. SO since Hank is a funny word and all, you say Hank after each time you cough after a diesel rip of chronic stash.

Quote for using Hank - "COugh!, Hank! That was a diesel rip off the binger."

by Pete April 3, 2005

Hank

(verb) To pull out of a previously made engagement. To not pay on a bet (see also welch).

Greg never shows up for gay thursdays at Club Sweet Cheeks, he always hanks.

See you at the club tonight greg, DON'T HANK this time.

by Valiumsummer June 8, 2005

Hanked

Getting blind drunk on a school night, usually a Wednesday.

Wow, Mon got totally Hanked last night, she literally threw up in her mouth a little....

by Thehankcode April 3, 2019

hanked

To get busted for something and thrown out of group for a flagrent violation.

"I got busted for being the 'One Star Bandit' on the Where's George Forums, so I got hanked for life".

by The One Star Bandito April 14, 2008

the hanks

Anything that ailing you, baby.

Dis here will get the hanks off ya, playah.

by Steven Moseley December 31, 2007

Hanks

Term used by hospital personnel to name medical leaches applied to patients post surgery for congealed blood removal.

We’re going to need some more Hanks over here, she’s still bleeding.

by Zach fan July 17, 2020

Hanking

When you adamantly tell your friends that you will order a dog cage at the Trump International Hotel & Tower Chicago to put your girlfriend in and weeks go by but you definitely didn't put your girl in a dog cage.

To make extravagant promises to your boys in the group thread and then not follow through at all.

Henry was straight hanking us the whole time. That dude was never going to do that. Such a fake blam

by DJUnion March 20, 2019