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habbo hotel

A virtual website where perverts and creeps can talk to innocent childeren. It's a VERY addicting game. I, myself, was addicted to Habbo Hotel until my parents made me quit. Once I got off of it I found a lot of much better sites than Habbo Hotel. People can get so addicted that Habbo Hotel is soon there reality. When I was playing it I was so addicted that i would play it 24-7 day and night. I wouldn't talk to my friends, family, and I got bad grades in school. The things I hate about Habbo Hotel Is that people ask for others ASL's. A guy could say asl? and the girl would say 15.f.ny and he would say Oh me too. But sadly the fact is MOST of the people that do that is really 40 year old men. The other thing is that people get bf's and gf's over the web, it's so pathetic. The other thing is furni. People actually have to pay real money for pixilized furni. It's like throwing your money in the garbage can. The fact is that over the internet you really don't know who you are talking to over the internet unless you know them. It's really important when someone asks you something creepy to just get out of that situation which most people don't do. AND LISTEN TO YOUR PARENTS FOR GOD SAKE.
Habbo hotel is very evil and a scam. MUCH BETTER THINGS TO DO
by Lisaa April 15, 2006
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Habbo Baby

People who go on Habbo and pretend to be babies. Pretty pathetic really. Talk with too many "W"'s in their words and claim to be "Newborn" (some even pretend to be unborn and say to their "Mommies" "Mwe in your twummy") Anyway, they hang around Adoption centres looking for Mommies, they always want H.C mommies and steal their furni and creds, so they can be H.C without even having to pay.

They dress like:
Hair- Bald, or pigtails for girls
Chubby faces with little pink noses
Hoodies (reason- for girls, they have no breasts, boys-no idea)
Shorts or skirt
Bunny slippers

I usually adopt them, then i'm really mean to them. Sometimes they cant stick to being "babies".
(1)
Me: Hello little girl, are you newborn?
Habbo Baby: Wessy
Me; Do you need adopted?
Baby: Wessy
Me: Well, too bad sucka! *hits with baseball bat*
Baby: WAAAAAAAH (10 times)

(2)
Me: Ewww, what an ugly baby
Baby: Mommy!
Mom: It's okay honey
Baby: *sits in your lap and cries*
Me: Pathetic baby *shoots baby*
Baby: *Kicks to floor* Ha ha
Me: Your the most pathetic baby i've ever seen!

(3)
Baby: Will ywou adwopt mwe?
Me: Sure sweetie
Baby: Yaay!
(at home)
Me: *kicks you down stairs*
Baby: Waaaah!
Me: *Jumps on you*
Baby:Mwummy! Stwop! *whacks mummy*
Me: You're crap at pretending to be a baby!
(baby gets kicked)
by Crazysophhun July 15, 2009
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habbo hotel

A stupid site that, UNBELIEVEBLY, is worse than cokemusic.com Its loaded with preteen geeks who talk to no one in the real world and think they can get a "gf" or "bf" in a fucked up game. It also has tons of perverted fifty year old fat men. Who pretend that they are preteens.
Habbo Hotel is run by a bunch of money-hungry assholes who like to get kids to waste their money on pixellated furniture.
by 1337 is gay May 13, 2005
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An online hotel consisting of:
A) Thirty-five year-old men still living in their mothers basement trying to talk to thirteen year old girls
B) Thirteen year old girls
"you missed D&D last night man, where were you?"
"talkin to hot thirteen year-olds on habbo hotel"
by Ducky-face November 9, 2008
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Habbohotel.com/.co.uk/.ca
Little people that look like legos run around talking to each other in virtual rooms that they can make themself. Highly addicting. Not worth spending money on, but you can meet some interesting people if you look hard enough. You gotta look hard though. And then theres the dramatic ones that take everything super serious.
Try not to get sucked in so much that you foget to eat though, that could be devistating.
Habbo1: Will you marry me?
Habbo2: omg! ok!
-later-
Habbo 1: This isn't working out
Habbo 2: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU! WHY ARE YOU BREAKING MY HEART?

Habbod00d: I lost 50 pounds and 12 inches off my waist by switching to habbo!
by Yesss January 19, 2005
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Habbo Hotel

An online game designed for teens. Basically, you just walk around and talk with people. It's incredibly racist. The Habbo Mods once banned a guy who set his avatar to have black skin just for standing around. This is why it is constantly raided several times each year (however only one or two of all of these yearly raids are a complete success) by Anonymous. They dress up as nigras; A black avatar who wears a suit and has an afro. They stand by the room entrances and pool entrances and block it, shouting "POOLS CLOSED" while pissing everyone else off.

Habbo Hotel is a form of fail and cancer, and should only be played to block.
Guy 1: I'm going to play Habbo Hotel!

Guy 2: Enjoy your fail and cancer.
by AnonWriter August 18, 2008
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habbo

An online community in which people who have no life nor friend in the real world hide behind a computer for endless hours playing a game. They play fake role playing activity's what shows their level of maturity. Habbo Hotel is monitored nearly 24-7 by habbo moderators who wish to be payed $12 an hour to be loved for once in their life by little kiddies.

The hotel is also managed by sulake staff that work in HQ's around the globe, their part in habbo hotel is advertising and making sure young teenagers say the love them so they can take advantage of them and make them spend heaps and heaps on money for a hang out for cock heads.

Then you have a fan site called habbos.net that supports the hangout for cocks as well, they are dick heads accept for andrew charlie and tom see mining the do not spend endless hours on habbo hotel. Habbo's uses habbos.net to chat about habbo events and to chat. The site is leasing into favoritisms and as legionnaire! said

Habbos.net is a popularity contest. Unfortunately for you, you're losing. On a brighter note, you're winning at failing at life. Claps4u.

That sums it up habbo hotel is a hang out for cock heads if you hate it then www.jewlake.com
Example of maturity:

Habbo1: I LOVE YOU BAMALOO.
Habbo2: You want to have sex?
Habbo3: You look sexy.
Habbo4: asl.
Habbo5: Habbo isnt a game its life.
by Jewlake May 9, 2008
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