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Flat as Holland

When something is so flat that it resembles the landscape of Holland
John: Blimey my beer tastes foul its got no fizz at all
Bill: Yeah John that Stellas flat as Holland, I'd be sending it back if I were you
by Celfore January 14, 2019
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Tom Holland

A man who is sweet, kind, and very generous! Who can’t say the word “crossaint” right, but instead says “Quackson” he now regrets doing the Rihanna lip sync battle. The most perfect man in the world. Hot AF!!! and you can’t doubt that! He’s british and he’s Spider-Man so ya.
by tomhollanad20l3 January 17, 2018
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Holland Snuggie

The act of inserting your balls into the vagina of a woman along with your penis during intercourse. This most commonly occurs when an innocent man will begin the act by engaging in normal intercourse. At some point during the act he realizes that he is not match for the well used hole. Desperate to finish the job, he opts to inset his balls along with his member to “snug” up the hole and achieve a tighter, more satisfying experience.

This maneuver can also be used by the male when his member is too small and he is being courteous to his female partner.
Female is loose example: "Dude, I met this used and abused chick last night and sadly enough I was no match for her and opted to perform the Holland Snuggie".

Male is too small example: "I was banging this chick the other night and thought she was sleeping until she asked me to try the Holland Snuggie on her".
by HollandStoneman November 27, 2009
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Tom Holland

The most precious smol bean but also the sexist man alive
by quacksonlover August 11, 2018
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Tom holland

A sexy British actor who plays spiderman and is super hot
by Mrs. Tom Holland September 2, 2018
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Tom Holland

The hottest whittie on earth😍 But terrible at keeping secrets.

He knows he is too hot to handle but he acts like he has no idea anyway.
Tom holland is bae
Jane: Omfg Tom Holland is mine❤️ Rebecca: Sure. Sure.

Dayna: Y’all better get ur heads out of ur asses because he is mineeeee
by Turtles’n’coffee666 June 4, 2018
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Tom Holland

The purest bean in the world who deserves every bit of happiness. He is most commonly known for his role in the MCU as Spider-man. He has gorgeous hair and a beautiful british accent. He pronounces croissant as quackson which confuses the hell out of the fandom but that’s okay. Bless this man.
“Tom Holland can’t pronounce croissant and it is adorable.”
by cantpronouncecroissant June 16, 2018
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