hay seed

One who is naive. Especially pertaining to those of rural background.

By wearing his gotchie outside of his overalls, he looked more like a hayseed then a superhero.

by Paul June 24, 2004

hay ride

A Hay Ride is a form of foreplay where two people about to mate take matchbox cars and drive them through the hairs of their lovers nether regions aka pubes. While the cars are being pushed it is courteous to make automobile sounds such as 'put, put, put' or 'vroooom!' This is also a form of foreplay that can be enjoyed simultaneously by both parties, but only experienced hay riders should attempt a 69 hay ride.

I began to chafe after the hay ride wes was giving me became to forceful. I had to give him the hornet to make him stop.

by bendo383 November 5, 2009

Hay barber

A derogatory term for a farmer.

"You're not Seamus McFly. You look like him though, 'specially wearin' that dog-ugly hat! You kin to that hay barber?"
—Buford Tannen, Back to the Future 3, asking Marty if he's related to the farmer Seamus McFly

by bob_johnson April 12, 2021

hay fever

used to express when one is sick of being in bed. "hay" comes from the english expression to "hit the hay," therefore referring to a bed.

Joe: Where's Julie?
Josh: She had to go out. She's been pretty lazy for the past few days and didn't leave her bed.
Joe: Oh, so she had hay fever?
Josh: Yeah

by idk?? January 11, 2014

hay-j

1. Abreviation for Hand Job, as bj is the abreviation for blow job

2. the act of explosion via the hand

John's girlfriend gave him a hay-j last night and he was glad.

by Tiger721 May 6, 2006

Hay Caramelos?

An expression used to break an awkward deathly silence.

Originally used at Halloween, when creepy boys would sit on their steps and decide not to respond after the customary "Trick or Treat." The silence thereafter was broken by the spanish phrase "Hay Caramelos?" asking "Is there candy?"

This phrase is also used in the present day now to express acknowledgement of a particularly awkward situation.

"Wendy, this is the woman I dumped you for, Carla"

*Silence*

"Hay caramelos?"

by curlsmcdurls February 4, 2007

hay weed

Marijuana that you thought would be good quality when you fronted the money for it but ended up smelling of a barnyard. Also wet, moldy, or commercialized pot.

Man, I gave you $50 for an eighth of nuggets, not 3.5 grams of hay weed.
I'd rather smoke lawn clippings than hit that hay weed.

by Chester NoSeeds January 20, 2006