Caramelos

Buff gyal who are of the caramel skin colour

ET: Bro we came to this party but where the caramelos at?
T + B: Hopefully they're coming soon

by ShhShhE July 4, 2017

Hay Caramelos?

An expression used to break an awkward deathly silence.

Originally used at Halloween, when creepy boys would sit on their steps and decide not to respond after the customary "Trick or Treat." The silence thereafter was broken by the spanish phrase "Hay Caramelos?" asking "Is there candy?"

This phrase is also used in the present day now to express acknowledgement of a particularly awkward situation.

"Wendy, this is the woman I dumped you for, Carla"

*Silence*

"Hay caramelos?"

by curlsmcdurls February 4, 2007

carmelo capocasale

A random 50 year old who is getting randomly added on social media. Once you friend him he posts "welcome" to your timeline and shares a photo of you onto his timeline. Do any of us know who he is? No, but he is a friend all Facebook users must have.

"I have a new friend on Facebook"
"Who is it?"
"carmelo capocasale"
"Good choice"

by Awkwardpotatopotato October 12, 2016

Caramel Apple

When you have the shits so bad, just moving to stand up to go to the bathroom forces you to blow your shorts. Causing your Nut Sack to be covered in the most savory of butt caramels. Thus resulting in the phenomenon quaintly know as the CARAMEL APPLE!

"Hey Bro, do you have some dude wipes? I totally spurted my sack into a wicked Caramel Apple because of that bad Guac from last night."

by Broham64 May 6, 2018

Caramel Cannon

A nickname for the anus when you suddenly have to take a toxic violent shit with powerful force and high velocity. Usually these shits splatter everywhere leaving a large mess. The immense pleasure of such a brutal shit leaves you feeling very proud and confident.

Babe, I need to go to the bathroom right now!!! My caramel cannon is about to erupt everywhere!!!!

by BigDickChad69BroDude March 2, 2021

Caramelldansen

(The song and dance phenomenon that came out in 2006 by a Swedish pop group Caramell)

1. (noun) (usually with "the ~"): A dance where you place your hands on the top of your head (like a rabbit) flickering them as you move your hips quickly back and forth, all while remaining stationary.

For best results, do the Caramelldansen, accompanied with the music, in the middle of a shopping mall. Observe the shoppers as they stare at you doing this crazy dance none of them knows about like some foreign substance at the end of a tweezer. You would be lucky if one or two people knew the dance and joined with you, then you look less like a dork!

by The Avenue Majestic May 29, 2009

Caramel Popcorn

Dingleberries. Toilet Paper mixed with shit that becomes lodged in a tangled web of ass hairs.

Dude, Patrick mooned me earlier and it looked like he sat down in a bucket of caramel popcorn.

by Charlie Badass July 22, 2019