Dish-hap

1) An accidental breaking of dinnerware during washing.
2) Harm-causing gossip by misattirbution of facts

1) Jimmy had a dish-hap when the plate he was rinsing slipped out of his hands and shattered on the kitchen floor
2) The dish-hap occured when Trish wrongly named Josh as a rump-ranger. In truth it was Zak who guzzled jizz.

by Jonny Cakes June 17, 2006

hibbidy hap

anything, usually makin out or sex

yo i did the hibbidy hap with that chick last night

by jared December 4, 2004

hip hap hoe

bitch ass nigga

ima slap dat hip hap hoe

by also see bust and hook October 6, 2003

super fat hap sac

when a panacake feels horny towards a peice of bacon usually ending in greasy pancakes

#1oo look my foods having super fat hap sac

#2 look at the bacon and pancake having super fat hap sac

by ads May 13, 2005

cry-hap

n. Meaning crap but saying it in a cool way.

Oh Cry-hap! I dropped my ice cream on the ground.

by Nuthead9 April 22, 2008

What is hap?

A phrase uttered by somebody who has no idea what is happening. Can be used as a funny way of saying wtf.
Originally started in the FantasyBattlefield clan teamspeak.

~FanT members talking over the mic while playing Battlefield 3~

Taj: *raspy voice* Winkly. WINKLY. Get in the car WINKLY

Offal: What is hap?..

by pjano September 7, 2012

hippy hap

the notion or action of beating a hippy due to them being a pollution of socity

i hippy happed that stoner

by holllllllyu February 3, 2012