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hamface

n.

1. A person who eats a lot and is lazy and stupid.
2. An American.
"You're all fat, oil-guzzling hamfaces!"
by B. Chunky December 3, 2005
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HAFFA

Acronym meaning: Hot From Far Away. Usually used to describe a girl, whose features appear pleasing from a suitable distance but when viewed at close range are much less satisfactory.
Jennifer is quite a HAFFA, dont u think?
by Adict June 11, 2003
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Hamfist

A derivation of "ham-fisted," an adjective meaning "clumsy," "heavy-handed," or "indelicate."

1. To thoroughly dominate, humiliate, or destroy. See example #1.

2. A literal "hamfist." When one wraps his own fist in ham. Fisting a human with a hamfist is optional but the implication is always there.
1. "Wow, the Patriots hamfisted the entire NFL until they lost to the Giants."

"Sit down and pick up a controller. Are you ready to get hamfisted?"
by RR & TO, Linguistic Innovators February 25, 2008
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HAMF

acronym for High Altitude Mega Fart. They can occur when living in or visiting high elevations. Known to happen during ski trips and hiking trips in the mountains and also on-board airplanes. Believed to be caused by the large difference in pressure between your insides and the low pressure of high altitudes thus causing a larger and more violent expulsion of gas through the anus than would occur at sea levels.
I need to get back home to sea level 'cause these HAMFs in Colorado are tearing a hole in my underwear.
by brentm July 29, 2009
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Harff

another word for a person that is homosexual or pedophile, or could also be used in place of the word douche
"the old man that lives next to me is definately a harff."

"dude,quit being a harff."

"ben affleck and matt damon are harff together"

"i want to come out of the closet and tell my family that im harff,but im scared"
by Pooch from Lp February 17, 2010
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Hampf

A mix of dried seamen and menstrual blood traditionally found after a guy fucks a girl on her period.
-Dude, did you fuck that girl in my bed last night?
-No...why?
-Because there is hampf all over my sheets!
-Ew she was on her period!?
by GBCheatseal September 13, 2010
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money haffi mek

The drive or motivation to wake up and make money or the need for money can I can’t be broke In this dunya
Ay bro u wanna go to motive
Nah bro money haffi mek
by AB the 1 December 7, 2021
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