Definitions by GBCheatseal

Hampf 

A mix of dried seamen and menstrual blood traditionally found after a guy fucks a girl on her period.

-Dude, did you fuck that girl in my bed last night?
-No...why?
-Because there is hampf all over my sheets!
-Ew she was on her period!?

Hampf by GBCheatseal September 13, 2010