guppy

a complete L magnet and he cannot catch a win. gets no girls, brain dead, can’t reproduce, ugly, but likely good at video games(specifically car soccer)

friend 1: yo should jack come over?
friend 2: nah he’s a total guppy

by lmaoguppy January 7, 2021

market guppy

Someone who buy stuff because everyone else has it usually to fit in.

Steve bought that iPod because he is a market guppy.

by CptnObvious999 January 7, 2006

Girpy

A name for a useless furry animal, such as a chipmunk

Dude, I totally had a Girpy running around my backyard this morning

by Inykerdoodles October 23, 2008

GUAPY

having high stature in clothing and a lavish lifestyle, that is obtained through making large amounts of cash or dough

nigga, with that outfit and ride you got, you look GUAPY as fuck right now.

by Jimmy callahan, Guapaholic April 8, 2009

GURPS

Generic Universal RolePlaying System

1. Call of Cthulhu is the best of the GURPS
2. I don't care, just fix my computer

by DrLore October 20, 2008

Gurpin

thizzin so hard yo eyes fitna pop tha fuck outta yo head, like Mac Dre or Mistah F.A.B.

"Damn nigga i popped 5 blue fish, i am gurpin like a mothafucka!!!"

by Thizzle Cow September 15, 2009

Gurpal

An element first discovered in January 1984. This element has various properties; can be very volatile when mixed with the chemical, JD#7; can become very sarcastic when exposed to stupidity; and becomes quite relaxed and smooth when rubbed against the element, 'womaninium'.

The element was named after its discovery by a young Indian boy, Gurpalinderpal Singh.

I wouldn't touch Gurpal, it's rather volatile because we've exposed it to JD#7.

by Gurp_001 December 5, 2010