Forrest Gumping

While under the influance of alcohol and through no skill, knowledge or effort of your own manage to end up in a sexually gratifying evening usually with more than one partner of the opposite sex. These events are always indirectly aided by others in one way or another. This is similar to the accounts of Forrest Gump in the movie with respect to success with little known efforts.

-Dude did you end up in another three way last night with those two chicks from the bar?
-Yeah.

-How do you keep Forrest Gumping your way into so much pussy?
-I don't know. I was just sitting there when the bartender asked me to loan my lighter to these two girls. Next thing I knew we were back at my place.

by douchewalker December 9, 2013

Gapping

A technique used in freeway driving at speeds upwards of 100mph. Judging and successfully jumping in and out of the gaps in traffic as they open and close, so that one may continue to accelerate or to travel at a very high rate of speed.

"Dude, Dani was in her Mercedes and Brian was in his Accord, but Brian smoked her ass because his gapping skills are better."

by Brian Wright January 16, 2008

gurping

The condition of being under the influence of psychedlic mushrooms.

I was gurping so hard it took me 45 minutes to tie my shoes.

by WadeB July 11, 2006

Gopping

Dripping with rancid fluid or discharge.

My arse is gopping! /or/ Mind that gopping turd!

by timmik May 11, 2009

Gumping

When a firefighter chooses not to bath for 24 to 48 hours, particularly after running a fire

I am sooo tired after than 2 alarm, I can't even shower right now. I'm Gumping it.
Nooo! Don't Gump it dude, that's disgusting.

by gumpysnasty September 15, 2016

Gipping

A variation of the sexual act "pegging"(practice in which a woman puts on a strap-on dildo and anally penetrates a man). For this act, not only does a woman use a strap-on dildo,but she must also don a Ronald Reagan mask.

The best part of gipping is not that she wears a Ronald Reagan mask, not the strap-on,no, the best part of gipping is the trickle down effect of Santorum.

by Myra Breckinridge October 16, 2012

gumping

Pre-maturely blowing your load, like Forrest did with Jenny.

Mark gumps every time he gets a lap dance.

by John Bukkake May 13, 2005