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golfers alzheimers

A condition in which a golfer, when recalling how many strokes they had on the hole, can omit ceratain strokes from memory.
A person with this condition will forget that first drive that they sliced into the woods or the third shod that hit the bunker wall and rolled back to where it was previously. Unfortunately, the condition is tough to kick. It is also difficult to remind a person who is affected about a shot. Having the condition is often funny when reminded of a shot.
Golfer: hey phil, what did you have on that hole?

Golfer w/ GA: Uhh.. (looks forward, points once, twice, three times, and a fourth) I had a four.

Golfer: Oh. Good hole. Wait a sec, your first shot was OB. You had a six.

Golfer w/ GA: Umm... wasn't that last hole?

Golfer: No, that was this hole, you definately have golfers alzheimers. Haha
by nastynnas September 10, 2009
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balloon gulper

the act of a female sucking the cum out of a condom after the man has ejaculated in it.
Jeremy was pleased to find out after his first sexual experience with Jen that she was a real deal balloon gulper.
by mike f August 22, 2004
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Guffer

An insult 100x worse than n*gger. If you are called this, you should put your face in a blender and live in the woods because clearly you have done something to be so intensely hated, that you have been called a guffer.
Paul: Davy, have you seen my snout ?
Davy: Sorry, I smoked it earlier...
Paul: You f*cking guffer! Say your prayers you sorry little weasel!
by The Babber October 7, 2019
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Gelferb

Its basically a guy that is a jackass.
He is very mean to the opposite sex,
and thinks he is all that.
He likes to make all girls feel ugly.
And doesn't like to talk to girls he thinks are ugly.
He makes fun of almost everyone.
And thinks hes cool around his guy friends,
but really not a lot of people like him.
And thinks that telber or other bad words are a cool thing to call girls.
Basically every girls nightmare.
Stacy- "Hey Tyler, whats up?"
Tyler- "Get the hell away from me you telber."
Stacy- "You're such a gelferb, no wonder most girls don't talk to you."
by Casey McKinsley March 1, 2008
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gash gulper

A derrogatory term which refers to the act of performing oral sex between lesbians.
She's a gash gulper.

They're a couple of raging gash gulpers.
by David R.Miles February 11, 2008
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gulper

Damn! Dat trick ass gulper gave it to me good last night.
by Benjamin Ruiz March 5, 2004
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golfer

Slang for lesbian, comes from the fact that many WPGA golfers are lesbians
That butch chick is a total golfer.
by Leeny Powers September 13, 2005
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