A condition in which a golfer, when recalling how many strokes they had on the hole, can omit ceratain strokes from memory.
A person with this condition will forget that first drive that they sliced into the woods or the third shod that hit the bunker wall and rolled back to where it was previously. Unfortunately, the condition is tough to kick. It is also difficult to remind a person who is affected about a shot. Having the condition is often funny when reminded of a shot.
A person with this condition will forget that first drive that they sliced into the woods or the third shod that hit the bunker wall and rolled back to where it was previously. Unfortunately, the condition is tough to kick. It is also difficult to remind a person who is affected about a shot. Having the condition is often funny when reminded of a shot.
Golfer: hey phil, what did you have on that hole?
Golfer w/ GA: Uhh.. (looks forward, points once, twice, three times, and a fourth) I had a four.
Golfer: Oh. Good hole. Wait a sec, your first shot was OB. You had a six.
Golfer w/ GA: Umm... wasn't that last hole?
Golfer: No, that was this hole, you definately have golfers alzheimers. Haha
Golfer w/ GA: Uhh.. (looks forward, points once, twice, three times, and a fourth) I had a four.
Golfer: Oh. Good hole. Wait a sec, your first shot was OB. You had a six.
Golfer w/ GA: Umm... wasn't that last hole?
Golfer: No, that was this hole, you definately have golfers alzheimers. Haha
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Davy: Sorry, I smoked it earlier...
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He is very mean to the opposite sex,
and thinks he is all that.
He likes to make all girls feel ugly.
And doesn't like to talk to girls he thinks are ugly.
He makes fun of almost everyone.
And thinks hes cool around his guy friends,
but really not a lot of people like him.
And thinks that telber or other bad words are a cool thing to call girls.
Basically every girls nightmare.
He is very mean to the opposite sex,
and thinks he is all that.
He likes to make all girls feel ugly.
And doesn't like to talk to girls he thinks are ugly.
He makes fun of almost everyone.
And thinks hes cool around his guy friends,
but really not a lot of people like him.
And thinks that telber or other bad words are a cool thing to call girls.
Basically every girls nightmare.
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Tyler- "Get the hell away from me you telber."
Stacy- "You're such a gelferb, no wonder most girls don't talk to you."
Tyler- "Get the hell away from me you telber."
Stacy- "You're such a gelferb, no wonder most girls don't talk to you."
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