grunt gamble

When you place a bet on whether you have gas or need to take a shit.

Each time on the shitter is a grunt gamble when you get to be my age!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 3, 2019

Milf Hunting Ground

This is where you find women of an older age, usually between the age of 35-45 (or if she's still bangin past than who gives a fuck).

Places to go "hunt" for MILFS would be at a Lowe's, Home Depot or at a Little League baseball game.

Make sure you're confident and proud, don' be afraid to flirt or stare at her titties for a bit. Get loose, get happy, get laid.

MILF HUNTING GROUNDS: Home Depot, Little League games, Supermarkets, etc.

by Gmayne94 June 11, 2013

Birkenstocks on the ground

The presence of the popular sandal at an event or gathering. The preferred footwear for hippies, lesbians, old people and preppies.

"There were plenty of Birkenstocks on the ground at the Berkeley alumni reunion."

by yes juanito yes October 12, 2014

cunt grunt

a queef or vaginal fart

After sex, sally let out a cunt grunt.

by jesus frog October 20, 2010

On The Ground

SOTY material, best solo song of 2021. Made by the Queen of all queens, PARK CHAEYOUNG! Outsold all ur faves in minutes.

Heres how you would use it. " Woah have you heard of On The Ground? It's so good, as expected from Queen Rosé. For once, yg has done something correct."

by sochenle March 11, 2021

ground floor bitch

A girl/woman who from behind gives the impression of spectaculass or fineness, but, having turned around, is actually ugly as shit. From the penthouse to the basement, she's a ground floor bitch.

Was watching this girl for fifteen minutes, walk my ass over there, and damn if she ain't a ground floor bitch!

by Jereboam November 20, 2010

Groundhog Day Disorder

A lightweight sounding but serious mental illness that consumes some people to the point of living for that single day of the year when Punxsutawney Phil emerges from his hidden place; what’s worse is the full picture of obsessive preparation often leading to ruinous financial consequences and severe social isolation that sometimes accompanies this devastating disorder.

Somehow I never suspected that my brother was suffering from Groundhog Day Disorder, but when we found out, it all came together and answered so many previously unanswered questions.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 18, 2019