Gorbachev

1. In short, "da man"

2. The man who aided the dilapidated, mud-splattered Soviet people in obtaining the freedom they desired by liberalizing the Soviet system in unprecendened ways.

If it weren't for Gorbachev, we'd still be wearing Adias sweatpants and sandals with socks.....

oh wait...

by Albert Miaskovsky August 22, 2004

mikhail gorbachev

A Russain dictator named after the action done when any good Nazi sees Adolf Hitler at a McDonald's.

Guy 1: I bet you dont know where the name "mikhail gorbachev" came from.
Guy 2: Yeah it's the Russian form of Michael.
Guy 1: Thats not what I heard on Urban Dictionary!
Guy 2: Who the hell searches for mikhail gorbachev on Urban Dictionary?

by Dental malpractizzle May 27, 2006

Grachnik

1. A chronic bailer who constantly must attend engagement parties and misses out on things like watching sports, and chilling with his homies.

2. A person with above average speed, who consistantly steals less bases the slowest players on his team.

3. A whiney bitch who calls his friend's douches for making plans on a publiclly seen message board.

4. A comic book nerd

1. "Did you hear? Dave pulled a Grachnik last night!"

2. Devon White only stole 34 bases in his first two seasons in the league. There were many concerns that he would be destined to be a Grachnik.

3. All I wanted to do was set up some plans with Mark, and buddy had to go all Grachnik on me.

4. Did you see that Grachnik in the movie theatre complaining about how they didn't explain the origin of Captain America's sheild, what a tool!

by The Rumour Guy May 7, 2008

Gorbachev-ness

adj. pertaining to oddly shaped and easily noticeable birthmarks located on one's face or head; usually pink or brown in color.

I would have gone out with him, but I found it hard to get over his Gorbachev-ness.

by Laurcass May 2, 2006

Gabachillion

An infinite amount

When a male is speaking to a large group of females you'd say "wow you're talking to a gabachillion girls"

by Forever<3 January 4, 2011

gorbachev

A lewd act, in which one is having oral sex performed on them by a chemo patient over 50, wherein the person receiving the sexual act ejaculates onto the female's bald forehead in the shape of Mikhail Gorbachev's famous birthmark.

Dude, I totally gave Hannah a gorbachev the other day.

by Phunkspace March 3, 2005

Gorbachev

A traitor of people of Soviet Union. Using “perestroika” crushed USSR economy put an entire country in chaos and disarray that brought countless wars and deaths of tenths of thousands.
Greatly disliked in Russia.

Gorbachev prodal Sovetskiy Souz za Nobelevskou Premiu Mira.

by Matreshk July 27, 2005