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Virtual Graduation

Noun: Modified graduation ceremony for Class of 2020. Students are filmed recieving diplomas. It is a laborious process that requires innumerable hours of work. Developed as a result of global pandemic.

Verb: cause of head explosions. Upon hearing about virtual graduation as a result of students and parents take to social media to spread negativity because they no longer have the ability to contact the school personally via phone or email.
Parent/Student 1: (facebook post) virtual graduation is BS. They lied to us. Let's be a mob and all rant. ***heads explode***
by Mayor Ellen May 17, 2020
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gravitational masturbation

When u jerk off and jump repeatedly while screaming "IM IN SPACEEE" before cumming all over the planets
Guy: dude i masturbated last night and it was one of those gravitational masturbation ones and I nutted all over the solar system

Dude: I nutted all over my neighbors roof last night and had to spend a day in prison
by looneylobs August 5, 2017
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Gravitationally Challenged

A politically correct term used to describe a fat, overweight, chubby, pleasantly plump, rotund or obviously obese individual.
Look at that guy swallowing Big Macs like their Tic Tacs when he's already gravitationally challenged.
by Seth Jordan May 28, 2008
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Gravitational Tantrum

A temper tantrum during which your child drops to the floor and writhes around as if being sucked into the floor by a massive gravitational pull.
My husband woke our son as he took him out of his car seat, which usually leads to disaster. Sure enough, as soon as we went inside the house, he pulled one of those gravitational tantrums.
by fteegardin August 2, 2010
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gravitationally challenged

When a woman's breasts hang abmormally low on her body
Her tits sure hang low. That girl is gravitationally challenged
by Dick Steele May 27, 2006
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gradulation

Word made by the jamaicans one very ignorant one is particular a squire in jamaica it could be Graduation on granulation or congradulations but we will never really know
Thanks Gradulation stephanie , I cant wait till I i go to gradulation , your welcome gradulation
by joshen November 30, 2004
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Dick With a Graduation Hat

Excited Mom: So... my honors student can totally beat your honors student...

Bored Mom: Your honors student is a dick...

Excited Mam: a Dick With a Graduation Hat

Bored Mom: With loser parents.
by Awesometoast April 7, 2010
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