girpy gorp

1. The best conversation starter
2. A pound of Francium dipped in ramen noodles with bread sticks that is only allowed to be eaten once you look into a bathroom mirror and say "Anatis Deus" three times.
1. Person A - "Girpy Gorp!"
Person B - "Tf?"
2. I wanna eat some Girpy Gorp but I haven't said Anatis Deus yet"
by NeocTheScavenger3333 April 16, 2023
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gorp farmer

One who takes his favorite item from a communal gorp bag (most commonly M+Ms or almonds).
Sarah was left behind by her backpacking trip and eaten by wolves after Tom caught her gorp-farming
by Pink January 31, 2004
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Gorp Snort

Someone that farts in a bathtub and bites at the bubbles
by Karl jr November 08, 2020
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gorp

When a young male is trained by his fader to orally retrieve and burst his flappy ones with his teeth
Her son lets burst a big one together
by Manja September 30, 2003
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E Gorp Eh Geht

If you are an E Gorp Eh Ghet, you were decided to be one by Paco and Stinger.

Also, E Gorp Eh Ghet's don't forget.
"Dude, I forgot how to play boxhead."

"WHAT! If you are E Gorp Eh Geht, you don't forgeet!".

Ex 2. "E Gorp Eh Geht's don't forget."
by Paco and Stinger May 15, 2010
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Gorp

to frantically swallow drugs.
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Longer definition
Surreptitious oral ingestion of an entire quantity of illicit narcotics in one's possession is a practice frequently employed as a last resort to avoid apprehension by law enforcement authorities. Frequently, the quantity of chemicals consumed in this manner can pose a significant risk to health or could result in fatality.

Derived from 'Gulp' in how the action is engaged in a single process, and how 'Gorp' is more linguistically pleasing when "Gulping a handful of pills" feels less aesthetically accurate than "Gorping a handful of pills".

This method of ingesting paraphernalia can be employed as either a 'verb' or a 'noun'. In the latter case, it specifically designates the item being ingested by mouth, often referred to as "the gorp" when disposing of illegal substances in this fashion.

Similar to the use of 'keister' in how the action of 'keistering' can also refer to the object being 'keistered'. However, these examples slightly diverge in how the buttocks, specifically the anus, can be referred to as 'the keister', whereas reference to the mouth should include a hyphenated word similar to 'hole' (i.e., a 'gorp-hole').

Caution: The practice of concealing evidence in order to evade possession charges carries a significant and severe level of risk and may result in unintentional overdose and potential fatality.
1) as a verb Shit homie, finna gorp this ope right quick. Pig ain't got shit on me player, best bleedat! Bitch still gonna hassle my ass on some poke-ass bullshit though. Sheeit, I got priors.

2) as a noun Bout to num this here gorp right quick. Be cool player, be cool! Just toss it down the gorp-hole and shit gonna c alright.
by x-AssChaplain-x October 29, 2023
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gorp

Testicles of an elderly man. Metaphorically refers to dried nuts.
That old perv' got his gorp smashed by Rochelle's knee.
by Alexi.e November 12, 2021
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