Furnout

The state of exhausted frustration animal rights activists experience after attempting to educate psychopaths on the evils of the fur industry.
Upon realising that even if the wearers are already familiar with the process behind a fur garment, such as capturing with snares, caging, anal/vaginal electrocution, gassing and neck breaking, they are already too lost in a vacuous state of small world status driven vanity to be able to experience empathy.

Vegan 1:

Hey, do you reckon that was fake fur on that guy over there?

Vegan 2:
I can't right now. I spent most of the afternoon telling this one man wearing Canada Goose that he had a dog around his neck. After a lengthy discussion, he told me to get off my high-horse and that I should respect his personal space. I asked him about respecting the animals' personal space and he just rolled his eyes. Seriously, what the actual fuck?

Vegan 1:
Sounds like you hit furnout.

Vegan 2:
Major furnout!

by The Vegan Revolution April 21, 2017

natio furniture

Chairs and tables made from cases of Natural Ice (or any beer), or coolers full of alcoholic beverages, typically used for seating at cookouts.

We were using those thirty bombs as natio furniture until Chad showed up and drank it all.

by dcoy February 17, 2009

Steam furnace

A combination of a Cleveland steamer and a Dutch oven. You shit on your lovers chest and immediately trap the warmth and scent in by holding the covers over them.

I hooked up with this chick last night and she freaked out when I gave her a steam furnace.

by SteamFurnace October 3, 2020

Rearrange the furniture

What a dumb bitch calls adjusting your nuts.

"Omg! Did you see luke rearrange the furniture?"

by Muddybones August 14, 2018

Move Some Furniture Around

An innuendo for suggesting sex.

Meg: I'm gonna order some pizza and then we're gonna move some furniture around. You understand?
Castiel: N-no, I don't unders--
Meg: 😈
Castiel: I uNdErStAnD

by mynoduesP sI mynoduesP yM July 24, 2020

You have more loose screws than ikea furniture

A person that acts like they are crazy or disturbed

You know Eddie you have more loose screws than ikea furniture.

by Cloyde December 8, 2017

furniture

The term used for women attached to a domicile as a perk (like renting an apartment that is already furnished).

From the movie Soylent Green:
Shirl tells Thorn that she's getting a new tenant
Det. Thorn: He'll like you. You're a helluva piece of furniture.
Shirl: Don't talk to me like that. Please.
Det. Thorn: OK.

by duffolonious March 29, 2009