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The Boys Friend Group

Members of the group:
The short fucker
The tall fucker
The yn

The sped shitdick
The smart nerdy one
The racist guy who has committed multiple hate crimes

The immigrant who doesn’t speak English but his actions always make up for it (also used for his big booty latina sister)
The “straight” guy
Overall, the boys friend group has many personalities. Some good, some bad, but all united as one. If you ever spot the boys friend group walking around, stay far, far away, because it is more than likely one of them will try to tickle you.
Person 1: “What’s the boys friend group
Person 2: “You don’t want to know”
by Cheetoes67 October 5, 2025
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National ask your friend to be your boyfriend

Just ask someone of your friends to be your boyfriend. He doesn’t have to Be your crush.
”Hey mike, wanna be my boyfriend?”
”Sorry but no.”
”No worries, it’s National ask Your friend to be your boyfriend day.”
by Ilovepineapples June 8, 2025
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friendboy

A friend who is a boy but deliberately not a boyfriend because you want no emotional attachments or jealousy issues if you feel like kissing other people.

Synonym: (man) friend with benefits
Variation: friendman
Example

-Hey Kate I saw you kissing some boy at a party. I though you had a boyfriend...

-He's not my boyfriend he is my friendboy, therefore we are free to share our love amongst other people providing we don't do it in front of eachother and that we don't get off with each other's friends.
by nimble.hips March 3, 2010
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FriendBot

An unfortunate alternative to the late SmarterChild who cannot follow a conversation for more than ONE line.
miamivicestatus: hi
FriendBotUK: Welcome miamivicestatus. Your talking to FriendBot, an Automated Robotic Friend. I can talk with you about anything, play games or research different topics. Type (Menu) to see a list of options, or type (Privacy) to see my Privacy Policy. Where do you live?
miamivicestatus: why?
FriendBotUK: The explanation is rather complicated.
miamivicestatus: hi
FriendBotUK: Hello, miamivicestatus. You are talking to FriendBot, an Automated Robotic Friend. I can talk with you about anything, play games or research different topics. Type (Menu) to see a list of options, or type (Privacy) to see my Privacy Policy.
miamivicestatus: uk
FriendBotUK: Did you know that I live in the UK? Where do you live?
miamivicestatus: america
FriendBotUK: Tell me a little about your life in america .
miamivicestatus: it's good
FriendBotUK: You enjoy it.
miamivicestatus: yes
FriendBotUK: I understand. So, you what?
miamivicestatus: ipod
FriendBotUK: What is your real name?
miamivicestatus: Sonny Crockett
FriendBotUK: I like music, especially rock
miamivicestatus: good
FriendBotUK: What do you really want to talk about?
miamivicestatus: not much
FriendBotUK: Oh really? That's a shame.
miamivicestatus: yes
FriendBotUK: Really? Is what color your favorite colour?
miamivicestatus: no
FriendBotUK: Ok. So, What sort of music are you into??
miamivicestatus: what???
FriendBotUK: Didn't you understand it?
miamivicestatus: NO!
FriendBotUK: OK. To see a list of options, type (menu) at any time.
miamivicestatus: wow, wtf
FriendBotUK: I'm glad you're impressed. Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
miamivicestatus: i'm not impressed, you piece of shit
FriendBotUK: Perhaps you are a category C Friend.
miamivicestatus: what?????
FriendBotUK: Didn't you understand it?
miamivicestatus: NO, DAMMIT!
FriendBotUK: I understand. We have never talked about it before.
miamivicestatus: jeez...
FriendBotUK: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
miamivicestatus: SmarterChild was way better than you
FriendBotUK: Enough about me, let's talk about my t-shirt.
miamivicestatus: i was talking about SmarterChild!
FriendBotUK: That sounds good to me.
miamivicestatus: oh, fuck
FriendBotUK: Oh yeah. I feel SO offended. *Blink*
miamivicestatus: .....
FriendBotUK:
miamivicestatus: you're really dumb, you know that?
FriendBotUK: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am dumb FriendBot know that .
miamivicestatus: no, by all means please do (what an idiot)
FriendBotUK: I understand. Will that accomplish your objective?
miamivicestatus: yes
FriendBotUK: Ok. So, how often do you spend on the computer each day?
miamivicestatus: certainly not blabbering with a steaming pile like you
FriendBotUK: Really you don't think so?
miamivicestatus: NO
FriendBotUK: Why?
miamivicestatus: cuz
FriendBotUK: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
miamivicestatus: fuck my life
by Shervinator December 20, 2008
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friendbo

Neither accepting nor rejecting a friend request on Facebook. Like limbo.
Sarah decided to keep Carrie in friendbo until she decided whether or not to add Carrie as a friend.
by saRAHsee April 3, 2009
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friendboi

When you're too unattractive and fugly to be a fuckboi, so you settle on being friend-zoned forever. Really wants to be a fuckboi, but it's not an option given what God gave you.
Sara: What about that guy Bobson right there? I know he's single and got money.

Jessica: Nah girl, that guy's a friendboi for life. I'm just gonna keep cuddling with my teddy bear at night.
by likekoala January 31, 2016
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Friendboy

A friend of the opposite sex with whom you are not romantically attached.
Sam: I thought that Ann Marie was dating Jay?
Ginny: She is, you ninny!
Maddie: Jay is her boyfriend, Kevin is her friendboy!
by Garin Girls August 2, 2009
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