nostril fucker

anything annoying ie..person,animal

this nostril fucker just just cut in front of me on the highway

by filkro June 2, 2009

Absolute Fucker

A person who goes on vacations when he's several years late on a deadline then acts put upon when people call him out on it.

Also a person who lures people into his home with promises of lemony cakes only to serve them Wild Cards and miniature sex dolls.

Me: Some would say that GRRM is an absolute fucker.

You: I agree with them.

Me: Hey, me too!

You: OK, it is settled then.

by Ye Olde Man Winter August 25, 2010

Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker

A man who cannot tie his shoes.

Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker: a man who can not tie his shoes and can fail you a speed-run.

by Matto’s Cum Sock March 20, 2021

fecker

a term used by a deranged Irish man on youtube who has made several mistakes in his life.

"those evil feckers sold me marshmallows and I got a cotton ball."

by spadox June 12, 2019

Peruvian Bear Fucker

The product of Cap Hansen’s- Bellingham, WA - a Peruvian Bear Fucker (a.k.a. PBF) is a cocktail consisting of a splash of OJ, half glass of the freshest award winning PBR and a shot of Captain Morgan dropped in the beer. It’s the cocktail made famous in Bellingham which is also mightily served at The Blue Abode Bar. If you were to try and order this drink in Seattle the bartender will assume you are from Bellingham.

Bartender make me a Peruvian bear fucker and everyone else at the rail. Bear fuckers for all!

That bear fucker wrecked me last night.

by Duhast September 2, 2021

fuckerino

Someone who makes you so mad that it gets a little Italian.

"Mario boned my wife, what a little fuckerino"

by dokesomesmank August 26, 2009

Cock flocker

One who flocks towards cocks; one naturally drawn in by the male member.

A whore.

Those girls are total cock flockers, watch when Studly McStudderson walks in.

Dude, she's so drunk and all over everyone. She's a total cock flocker.

by Highlanduhr December 1, 2009