jacuzzi floozie

Any woman who likes to take off her top while intoxicated in a Jacuzzi full of men and who passes out in the Jacuzzi shortly after.

I was such a jacuzzi floozie last night; why didn't you stop me from making a fool of myself.

by Timothy July 8, 2004

FLOODIE

A Flannel Hoodie which is a sacred garment.
It also is a religion in itself.

Guy 1: Dude, i was at a party on Saturday Night and people were wearing a FLOODIE.
Guy 2: No way, man those things are sacred! Did you praise it?

by geemajic December 8, 2010

Flooped it

When someone says "I've got this" but then goes on to fail spectacularly.

Floop - I got this.
Loss - wait for it.....
*guardian down*
Tac - Waap Waap Waaaaaaap, he's only gone and flooped it

by The Moist Sage August 2, 2016

Flooping

Floor pooping.

Damnit I caught steve flooping again.

by Kfrost89 December 24, 2018

floople

when

when floople

by bussydestroyer666 March 12, 2021

Klondike bar floozie

Not to be confused with a bar floozie (a "loose" female who hangs around a bar waiting for some hot young stud to pick her up), this term refers to an equally "loose" gal with such a sweet tooth that she is NEVER "ashamed of what she done for a Klondike bar".

A Klondike bar floozie seldom has to buy her own ice cream sandwiches during the summertime; she just hangs around the supermarket parking lot and watches for hot young hunks who are heading to their vehicles with bulging shopping bags full of Klondike bars, and then hurries over and offers them a little touchy-feely/nookie-wookie in exchange for one of the scrumptious frozen treats.

by QuacksO September 16, 2014

floonie

Rohypnol, also known as the "date rape drug" (short form of the drug's generic name, flunitrazepam).

She wouldn't take her eyes off her drink as she headed toward the ladies' room; maybe she was afraid someone might try and slip her a floonie or something.

by Anthony Brancato April 21, 2003