flemo fuck

When a chinese man puts his odd looking middle finger up his arse while wanking for pleasure

hmmmm that was a nice flemo fuck mammy, now clean the shit off my finger

by rikyv January 6, 2008

flem chunk

when you cough and an unexpected heaving stockpile of pure, vile, chunky lung waste splatters into your mouth. Immediate action must be taken to rid yourself of this evil misfortune by spewing out this busting chunk onto the carpet/wall/spouse.

"the new guy at work is such a twat i just flobbed a massive flem chunk in his tea"

by josh June 18, 2006

Flempty

Keep in mind, this is specific to a liquid holding device.

When said device, is not quite half full and not quite half empty.

Copyright NCR....

"Sooo, what's with the half empty glass of water?"
"It's flempty, BITCH!"

by Back Table Group June 9, 2009

Floe job

Blow job on a glacier.

"Dude, that Lapp dance in Rovaniemi last night totally got me a hot floe job!"

by bunnyluvr September 22, 2012

flemmez

Fire thats on fire. Usually never used on it's on but in the phrase "crazy crazy flemmez"

I didn't get a Macbook cos my mum said she'll set it on crazy crazy flemmez if i did.

by FaZe_T February 23, 2017

flemlets

The little balls of flem that are expelled during an un- covered cough

Dude! You just got Fucking Flemlets all over me. Cover your dam cough next time.

by Zorro Gadget January 17, 2020

Bryan Fleming

Bryan Fleming is a teenage man with a very small penis. He is a copycat that always has to copy the people around him. Also cheats on his girlfriend. And finally he gets very triggered when nobody likes what he is doing.

Eric: Hey I made rooms for the hotel, I get my own bed.
Carter: Stop being a Bryan Fleming you fucktard.

by NArniaiodrngsiubengr November 2, 2017