floated

when youre fucked up. i.e. drunk or high to the point where to u can't function

"You had a lot to drink, how are you feeling? "
"dude I'm so floated"

by wondla May 25, 2016

Floating

When something doesn't sink in the rain.

The buildings in London are floating.

by moken January 29, 2015

Float it!

Give it a miss

Float it! Don't dive unabashed into Small things.

by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010

float

to hook up with one another in the water

oh shit!! check them out... theyre totally floating out there...look how close they are!

by floaters September 22, 2007

float

(v.) For the founding members of a business to sell thier shares as a public limited company. While this brings in extra revenue, it means these people lose a little control over thier company.

I'm going to float the company next year.

by Gumba Gumba May 13, 2004

Floated

a tasty cold treat that is a combination of a slushy and soft serve ice cream. This concoction can also be mixed together. The floated comes from the ice cream floating in the slushy and not mixed obviously.

aka: floater

"would you like that mixed or floated"
"floated!"

by Wonder Chick February 19, 2009

float

A car in the left lane which is going up to 5 MPH over the posted speed limit on the highway, and has probably started to rack up a car line. Often driven by the elderly, a person on a cell phone, or a soccer mom, floats will rarely switch to the other lane to let traffic pass.

I had a truck on my right and a float infront of me going 65. I was screwed.

by The Sub February 25, 2005