Floating Eddie

A pubic hair placed into a drink of a person you don't like

A gave that cocksucker a floating eddie & he didn't even know it.

by Doyle February 11, 2004

Floating Cosby

A poop that just came out of you anus and it now floating freely in your toilet.

DUDE THE FLOATING COSBY THAT I JUST POOPED OUT LOOKS LIKE A RABBIT

wtf james why the hell would I want to know that your floating cosby looks like a god damn rabbit

by theguywhofartedinworldstudies November 22, 2010

floating an air biscuit

Another word for farting

Oh no I just started floating an air biscuit

by Cleadus fucksinton January 6, 2016

Floaping

Floaping is the action of running over elderly people using a vehicle.

Barbra was taking a while to cross the road. After 3 whole seconds of waiting at a green light I decided that dear old Barbra needed a good floaping.

by Samlogan117 July 10, 2016

Floating log

The results of doing a turd in the ocean when camping on the beach.

For example “why are you leaving the tent.”
“I’m going to do a floating log.”
“Oh ok.”

by Dora the whore-a September 22, 2019

Floating Hedgehog

When you stick your penis in someones alcohol drink and they don't know.

I gave her a floating hedgehog in her wine.

by BigToeGhost March 8, 2020

Hardwood Flooring

Verb: Hardwood Flooring is the act of displaying one's large thick rock hard blood-engorged penis in such a manner that the viewer, usually female, is totally awestruck, or "floored". Hardwood Flooring can be used to jumpstart a relationship, or to entice said viewer to engage the "hard wood" with either the mouth, vagina, or sometimes anus.

"Man, that bitch at the party was cold as ice, paying no attention to anyone, then a dude got her attention with some Hardwood Flooring. That changed her little tune, alright."

"I had no idea that Lawrence was gay. I mean, I really don't care, but when I saw his response to Hardwood Flooring I was really surprised."

by That Dude That Knows August 27, 2020