a term used by football (soccer not NFL) players for halving your age so your career can last longer. a practice developed after they had to play for a decade before being discovered by talent scouts at which point they only had a few years left in them. they would then say 'i'm 20' when they were almost 40 and a half. smh. your age as should be known by the public. not necessarily on your birth certificate.
ed: that striker looks my dads age but he said he's 24!
word: yeah thats probably just his football age...
word: yeah thats probably just his football age...
by ed the Word September 11, 2009
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A common injury received when playing football. Occurs when the fabric of the shirt rubs against ones chest whilst running, making ones nipples extremely red and very sore. Worse than a kick in the nuts.
''Oh man, I was at 5's last night and my shirt was too baggy. Running about gave me footballers nipple! Had to walk about with plasters on my tits today like Lady Gaga.''
by SORETITS January 19, 2013
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My boyfriend Rich is a foot bitch! He gives me money and does all the housework while my friends and I tease him with our bare feet! He looks like such a loser when he sniffs our dirty socks and licks our sweaty feet! HAHAHA!
by TheFootBitch September 7, 2010
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by Mistahtom January 13, 2006
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Competitive footbag is governed by the International Footbag Committee (IFC), which publishes the official Rules of Footbag Sports.
Competitive footbag is governed by the International Footbag Committee (IFC), which publishes the official Rules of Footbag Sports.
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