fattack

1. A common side effect following a large consumption of fat. Usually associated with nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, and explosive diarrhea.

2. A gang up of several morbidly obese citizens who raid small gas stations and steal their stashes of Twinkies.

"Yo n1gg4, I ate dis smoked turkey leg at my lady's parent's house the otha night and I got a muthafuckin' fattack. I was sittin' on their Toto for forty-five minutes and it smelt like toxic, dawg."

Cashier: "I dunno what happened, man. They just came in, knocked everything down, broke the windows, stole all the Twinkies and left... There was nothing I could do to stop them. I was so shocked at their agility, man."

by zoooooombie-er July 2, 2009

Fatrapanin

To be or Past tense of the adjective "crazy"

Boy #1: Hey, wanna' go steal some cats?
Boy #2: Bro, are you fatrapanin? Were gonna get caught!

by TFFM21 July 7, 2009

Fartapated

When your trying to fart but cant.

It doesn't matter how hard i push i am completely fartapated.

by Koffie33 June 24, 2011

fatcape

Long, usually black, knitwear worn over the shoulder by overweight females in a vain attempt to conceal the size of their thighs and buttocks.

That fatcape is fooling exactly nobody.

by SLRist October 27, 2015

Abdel Fattah Al-Sisi

Abdel Fattah Al-Sisi is a Egyptian president, his term started on the 8th of june 2014 he is 1.66 m and he was born in November 19, 1954

Abdel Fattah Al-Sisi is a baller

by bashar al assad March 9, 2021

fattyphobia

Having the fear of fat, chubby, volumptous, BBW, people. From: Fatty, meaning one who carries extra fat. and Phobia, meaning fear.

She does not like volumptous women because she has fattyphobia.

by Captain Caper April 11, 2008

Fantapants

The birth defect of a male born with striking orange hair that is seen growing wildly all over his body including great masses on his genitals.

When born with Fantapants the carrier is often very insecure and often turns into an abuser of alcohol and the English language as well as trying to find faults with his friends and falsely blow them out of proportion to try make his gross and pitiful state a little more conspicuous to the disgusted onlooker.

by RJ007 July 23, 2009