fapidexic

When someone is fluent in fapping with both hands

Jimmy broke his right hand,thankfully he is fapidexic and can still masturbate.

by Niggadomis October 23, 2013

faliciate

The act, noun, and, or, to nominate artificial technical spectacles.

I faliciate.

by Doktor rick November 14, 2013

fapricorn

A fictitious astrological sign used to describe any of the following personality types:

An internet user that is primarily interested in seeking out pornography.

Someone who masturbates excessively.

Of all my instagram followers, harryballs69 is the biggest fapricorn.

by Noah Is Cool December 2, 2014

Fapacity

The amount of times one can fap in a 24 hour period.

My fapacity is about 6 on a good day.

by 13576 June 30, 2016

Fagician

A gay or DL guy that can make dicks disappear like that <snap>.

"Oh yeah, that guy is a total fagician... one of the best I hear."

by squirrelpaws November 20, 2018

Fapachino

When you have a wank in a Starbucks

"One fapachino please"

by DaddyButter9 August 3, 2019

fapistan

a country where NNN does not exist

John: I’ve thought about moving to Fapistan
Jon: Nigga doodoo peepee fart nigga guacamole penis

by cock cock cock cock cock December 14, 2020