When someone is so head-over-heels in love with someone that they believe their own previously toxic flatulence has been magically transformed into something inordinately wonderful.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2021
Get the farting rainbows and unicorns mug.Farts can be and should be used as weapons. after sitting on a creamy brew for some time, one will impress or scare his/her buddies by grasping both thighs and spreading them like that of a praying mantis' arms, the fart will then explode out the anus causing a smooth or chunky stream of awesome for all to taste.
by funky rabbi December 1, 2011
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Fasting for one day is not physically or mentally unbearable or unendurable, and doesn't cause major health problems for most people, which is why most major religions include fasting as part of their seasonal duties.
The guy/girl was feeling weak after one day of fasting. Fasting for one day is not unbearable, just about anybody, if not anybody can do it. Some people would be glad if fasting was something they did by choice instead of because they have nothing to eat.
by Solid Mantis March 10, 2021
Get the Fasting mug.When you let out a small fart and think no one will notice, but then you are the first to realize that it was a fart to be reckoned with, and deeply regret the coming accusations by peers.
John: (to himself) I think ill let out this fart it seems just like a pocket of air.
(several seconds and it disperses)
John: (to himself) Oh shit damn! (he experiences intense farting remorse) That fart was the real deal. My ass is grass.
John's Boss: John, was that you? Holy shit how do you expect me to conduct a meeting after that? Just pack your shit and get out of the office by 3 PM
Nearby Attractive Women: We will NEVER have sex with that man and we will also tell our friends not to.
(several seconds and it disperses)
John: (to himself) Oh shit damn! (he experiences intense farting remorse) That fart was the real deal. My ass is grass.
John's Boss: John, was that you? Holy shit how do you expect me to conduct a meeting after that? Just pack your shit and get out of the office by 3 PM
Nearby Attractive Women: We will NEVER have sex with that man and we will also tell our friends not to.
by Cool Ev December 2, 2010
Get the Intense Farting Remorse mug.John: I wore the same tie as my boss the other day, I think it really annoyed him.
Me: Relax, you are farting next to a waterfall.
Me: Relax, you are farting next to a waterfall.
by aweeze April 2, 2010
Get the farting next to a waterfall mug.n. The point when two people in a relationship are comfortable farting in each others presence. This is when you know the relationship is on secure footing.
Alfredo: I've been fighting with my girlf lately I'm afraid we might break up soon!!
Antonio: Have you reached the farting threshold??!?
Alfedo: Well, yes
Antonio: Don't worry about it then! You guys aren't breaking up any time soon
Antonio: Have you reached the farting threshold??!?
Alfedo: Well, yes
Antonio: Don't worry about it then! You guys aren't breaking up any time soon
by vicviod March 15, 2015
Get the farting threshold mug.When you are confident enough in a friendship to fart in front of the other person without embarrassment from either party
by Jehannum October 9, 2015
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