by mr.fump July 7, 2010

by plannpony August 7, 2010

How come when you think you're going to fart, but you shit, there's a name for that? But when you think your are going to shit, but only fart, what's that called?
It's called a fump according to Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitzky.
It's called a fump according to Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitzky.
I was hoping for more, but it was a fump. In other words it was a fart that failed in it's mission to push out the shit, because as my mother used to say "the farts push the shit out".
by JeansHighAndTight June 7, 2017

-person 1 "hey! where is your base"
-me "hey go fump yourself, how about you try running a fumping base on a 300 pop 10x"
-person 1 "okay sorry fump :C"
-me "hey go fump yourself, how about you try running a fumping base on a 300 pop 10x"
-person 1 "okay sorry fump :C"
by fump_yope July 12, 2022

Having two electrical rods, one in ur urethra and another one in ur anus and them meeting in the middle and them shocking you.
by theyluvfumpo March 22, 2024
