Frogging

1. intr.v, The act of defecating in a western toilet in a non-traditional, squatting manner, by first removing all clothing from the waist down, including shoes, and planting one's bare feet on the toilet seat. The person squats in a position reminiscent of a frog, and shits.

Frogging is healthier than sitting on the toilet seat, as it reduces unnatural stress on the sphincter.

Frogging is the new shitting.

I frog every time I have to shit, it's so much better for you, you should try it.

Marshall! Are you in there!? You better not be frogging my mom's toilet, you son of a bitch!

by FattMels September 22, 2011

floggenitch

The pure blood from a virgin dolphin.

After the baby dolphin massacre, the beach was covered in floggenitch.

by Ryan Goat Cheese March 14, 2007

frogging ash pole

A hilariously bad re-dubbed piece of dialogue used in place of "fucking asshole" in the summer 1998 film "There's Something About Mary" when lovesick Ted (played by Ben Stiller) confronts stalkers Healy (Matt Dillon), a former private eye hired by Ted to find her who subsequently also falls for Mary and Tucker (Lee Evans), a friend of Mary's pretending to be someone other than his pizza delivery job really is.

Healy: You're calling <i>me</i> a stalker?

Ted: (waving bottle) You're a frogging ash pole.

by Urban Squirrel March 8, 2013

Deep Frogging

The croaking sound that someone makes when going from ass to mouth

Man dat girl made some crazy deep frogging sound when we went ass-to-mouth

croaking ass to mouth frog

by that one gay that says stupid January 7, 2011

hallway frogger

(n.) The game that is played when one meets a large group of people that are walking towards you as you walk towards them. One must dodge, dip, maneuver, and elude to attempt to not walk into others, as knocking into someone else will lead to dirty looks.

It's similar to zombie maneuvering, but is generally less post-apocolyptic.

Dude, between third and fourth period, I was totally hallway froggering when trying to get into the library.

*realizes some serious hallway froggering will begin* I had a feeling it would end this way.

by pseudonym1234567821 December 5, 2011

Frogger

n. An aggressive freeway driver who jumps from lane to lane, hoping to shave precious seconds off their commute, and who is likely to be crushed by a truck someday. They can also be spotted following dangerously close behind other vehicles when there is no room to pass.

The Frogger cut off dozens of drivers on his way to work, saving a whopping 2 minutes. Later, he was hit by lightning and nobody cried.

by McDarwin October 28, 2009

Getting Frogged

To fornicate another.

Sounds like a fat girl getting frogged.

by Frogger503 September 29, 2010