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Humanity First

A uniting force, bring together humans of all walks of life, wanting nothing more than the prosperity of a Humans, even if it means at the expense of none humans' suffering.
The creators of this unifying power have been called "Xenophobes" or "Specieists" or "Silly", but they are none of these things, they just love Humanity First.
Ze 1:"Hey bro, you board?"

Ze 2:"Yeah, my 36th flat screen just lost its color tint and I don't have the money to fix it."

Ze 1:"Wanna go strip-mine an Alien planet for cash?"

Ze 2:"Hell yeah!"

# Humanity First
by HeatSignature April 24, 2018
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forest hill school

Forest Hill School, is the saddest place in Sydenham. A prison with seagulls flying around chasing litter and bread. The population of the school consists of half roadmen and half posh little children.
by Sir Patrick Lorninda June 18, 2018
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first year

Apparently, the new politically correct way at several institutes of higher learning to refer to entities previously known as freshmen.
Steven: That red-headed freshman is so hot! I'm totally going to get that bitch drunk and bone her tomorrow night!
Greg: Really, Steven, I'm ashamed of your uncouth behavior -- the polite way of speaking about such an individual dictates that we use the term "first year."
by Thomas Sartorius May 8, 2008
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My First Kachow

I've always like the movie Cars, I am 15 years old. I have all his toys, all his his posters. I have seen cars 23 and a 3 4ths times. I touch myself vigorously while I watch Cars. I cum when I see him. As I do my dad comes in the room and screams, "Turn that shit off you car loving faggot! I wish I would have gotten you aborted!"

I look him in the eyes, with cum still leaking from my member and tell him, "The holy one will come for you, he will hit you with a bolt of lightning and you will see him as lord!"

He turns off my light and tells me to, "GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP!" As I am lying in be me room lights up. It's him. I hear his engine rev. He breaks through my wall and screams, "KACHOW!"

It's him, Lightning McQueen has finally came for me. He goes behind me and breaks another wall... my anal wall. His tounge penetrates my tights bunghole. I flex tight, but it does not stop him. My prostate is getting hot and I feel a sensation in my man sack. "I gonna.." I start to say but he interrupts me by sticking his metal car boner in my ass.

My father enters the room and utters, "What the f.." Then McQueen looks at him, he winks vigorously and screams "KACHOW!" Causing my daddy to disintegrate as my lord dumps his mighty load in my bum. There is cum every where.

He looks at me and says, "On the race track," he then busts through my ceiling and was never seen again.
"Dude the book we read in health reminded me of 'My First Kachow'!"
by ~~~~vshhhhhhhhhh May 16, 2017
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First Nation Sensation

A First Nation Sensation is a person of indigenous decent of North America, who is absolutely outstanding. These people can multitask anything, hold down a job, family and find time to help others. They know how to make income, put others before themselves and be extremely proud of their culture. They know how to be traditional and have the utmost respect for Mother Nature. These people also take good care of their bodies, that is their temple. They eat food that is healthy for their bodies and they exercise regularly. They also remain humble, for that is the way they were brought up, yet they are fiercely proud of their family and children.
"Paula is a First Nation Sensation, she loves to camp with her children and respect Mother Nature as a part of her culture. She works hard for her family and wants the best for her them, I admire her".

I admire First Nations who love to work hard for their families, its not easy these days, they are a "First Nation Sensation".
by Paige2012 August 4, 2012
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First Rule of Fight Club

First Rule of Fight Club, don't talk about Fight Club.
Fight Club is something you never talk about. Why? Because it is the first rule of Fight Club.
by Oz101010101001010 December 16, 2008
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Forstering About

Extreme procrastination when a social appointment is looming, a process that often results in Mortlocking it.
The party was at 9pm, but I was Forstering about with Facebook and finally got in the shower at 8.55.

Simon had been Forstering about and home with some quackish treatments for McDonaldism and, by the time he actually got to the docks, all the best sailors had been taken. As such, he ended up having to go home with Vladimir One-Bollock, who also has syphilis. That'll teach him.
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