Foon

Meaning a diminutive fool. I first heard this being defined in a Panel show. The show in question was 'Call my Bluff' hosted by Robert Robinson. The program was broadcast in the early seventies, (with this line up). The team captains were Frank Muir and Patrick Campbell. The three people in each team would define an obscure word and the opposing team had to work out the true definition. One word that has, for whatever reason, stayed with me was Foon - a diminutive fool.
A few fragments still exist on you tube.

Foon would, obviously, be used in a derogatory way, as a descriptor. He/She is a real Foon.

by R.T. Fischall August 2, 2023

foon

another way to say fool. some sort of fob language only some azns know cuz some cant pronounce the "n's" in words and shit. so yeah... u foon!

fooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon

by suP? April 19, 2003

Foon

(n) Racial slur meaning dirty Native

Ran out of toothpaste this morning went to the local convenience store, they were sold out. Too bad I live in a foon infested neighbourhood

by Foonguy February 15, 2021

Foon

A coon who is afraid of food.

Damn she won't eat, that girl a foon

by Boi Flowerologist June 18, 2025

Foon

Adjective: An idiot, fool, or goof. Synonymous with buffoon.

Adam Sandler is such a foon in Happy Gilmore.

by antisocialghostal March 25, 2024

Foon

Foon is caveman slang for food soon,

Most people that use this slang have fried there brains with the devils lettuce

Stonner 1 : Hey dude are we gonna grab somethin to eat yet
Stonner 2: yeah mate foon

by Awheebitofacookedcunt August 11, 2022