Loser in Aluminium Foil

1. What seems to be a great guy, but is actually the complete opposite.

2. A poor imitation of a soulmate/awesome guy.

Derived from the phrase:

"My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminium foil"

Marquesa: I don't know why she's still dating him.

Calpurnia: I know, he's just a loser in aluminium foil.

by TeapotOfKarma April 14, 2009

Fake Foil

the shit my friend blew the microwave up at work with. he thought it was paper.

hey why does it smell like burnt wood in here and why does the microwave sound like my mom when you bum her?

oh i put fake foil shit in there. what? it looked like paper!

by broham14 February 17, 2010

Tin foil master

To be able to shoot tinfoil out of ones ass and defeat all the mere shrubs in your garden of life

Yo did you hear that Angie is a tin foil master bro how crazy is that

by Billybopbo June 3, 2021

loyal to the foil

Choosing to do drugs by heating them with a lighter on a piece of foil and inhaling the smoke, aka Chasing the Dragon, rather than by injection.

I don't dig the rig, I stay loyal to the foil.

by Chadsabbath December 15, 2017

hummer with foil

A specific form of fellatio in which aluminum foil is cupped around the testicles. As fellatio is performed, the giver "hums" (melody optional) such that the high frequency of the sound waves causes the foil to vibrate, creating a stimulating sensation.

Guy 1: Dude, that girl's so hot.
Guy 2: Totally. She really should be giving me a hummer with foil right now.

by chempunx October 29, 2007

aluminum foil

A commonly used wrapping substance. It is often used by broke potheads to make a new smoking device in times of need.

Man, I broke my pipe last night! I had to go find some aluminum foil!

by Pansy Parkinson May 21, 2006

Super Foil

A 12 to 24 hour accumulation of partially smoked blue 💊 pills resulting in a maze of oily amber colored residue, the product left behind from A hard Day's work.

How many blue pills are on that super foil?

by The realest inmate 256796 February 9, 2022