fapi

In spanish, when one is referred to as good looking or sexy, they use "Mami for women and "Papi" for men. A Spanish slang word for a very hot Islander woman. Usually of French Polynesian descent is "Fapi" or "Fapiosa" sometimes used for Carribean women as well.

Did you see that Fapi?! She is fucking sexy! Look at that Hawaiian fapiosa she is quite the fapi!

by AOR88 December 3, 2016

Flaping

The combination of flapping and gaping.

That dude is a flaping anus!

by Throbinwilliams January 3, 2018

Fagpipes

A description of the noise a heavy smoker's chest makes, when breathing. A wheeze that is emitted, resembling the sound of bagpipes.

MADDIE: Jesus, can you hear the noise his chest is making?
DAVID: Yep. Sounds like he's playing the Fagpipes.

by Niblo Grape February 4, 2018

Fapioca Pudding

When you finally ejaculate and shoot you cum into your lovers bellybutton and sprinkle a little water onto the cum so it slightly coagulates and force them to eat it with a spoon.

My wife is so pissed that I made her eat my fapioca pudding.

by Huge Rod Pussy Assassin October 12, 2018

fapitalist

A person who loves capitalism so much, they become sexually aroused at the very thought of it, and immediately begin fapping.

“Ben Shapiro is so annoying, his political opinions make no sense”
“For real, he’s such a fapitalist it’s astounding”

by Bucky McBride December 10, 2020

Fapioca pudding

Fap as in masturbation... when a male cums in the shower and the semen hits the hot water in the shower, it clumps/scrambles into a colloid similar to tapioca pudding, hence, we call it FAPioca pudding.

God dammit Jon. There is fapioca pudding stuck to the floor of the shower. Why can’t you jack off somewhere else?

by LarpingLion March 12, 2021

Fagpie McPoopinstein

Gay Irish/German American dude that likes it in the butt.

Listen here Fagpie McPoopinstein, we don't serve your kind around here. Get out!

by AssHoleMcgermanMan March 20, 2008