Fagpipes 

A description of the noise a heavy smoker's chest makes, when breathing. A wheeze that is emitted, resembling the sound of bagpipes.

MADDIE: Jesus, can you hear the noise his chest is making?
DAVID: Yep. Sounds like he's playing the Fagpipes.

Fagpipes by Niblo Grape February 4, 2018

Fagpipes 

A Gay man who uses plays the Bagpipes.

Guy-“Look, Jakes learning the Bagpipes!”
Other Guy-“More like the fagpipes

Fagpipes by Fagpipes January 14, 2019

fagpipe 

a gay mans asshole.

blow it out your fagpipe

fagpipe by Vincent Ciccarelli August 27, 2013

Fagpipe 

Another name for a electronic vaporizing cigarette. Combines Fag the English term for cigarette and pipe as it does look like one. Also known as a douch flute

Hey look at that lad sucking hard on his Fagpipe.

Fagpipe by Noremac1981 June 13, 2017

fagpipe 

A dick/cock/or prick refered to by faggots...

Asnot smokes on Piglets "Fagpipe" all the time....

fagpipe by Muppet Assassin October 6, 2003

Fagpipe 

When a man is giving another man a blowjob so good that they start singing

“Last night at the party, Jake bragged that he played the fagpipe so well his boyfriend couldn’t help but hit a high note.”
-Richard 2025

Fagpipe by GarziR24 June 19, 2025